HAY GUYS

Jessykins · Local time: Dec 15, 2008, 02:39 AM

Spoiler:

Anyway, does anybody know when the demo should be available to us filthy Americans or what?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Jessykins · Local time: Dec 15, 2008, 03:50 AM

You railed on the poor guy for being attached to a character then said he was having a fanboy tantrum. Come on. That was being a jerk, even if you were right.

How ya doing, buddy?

Jessykins · Local time: Mar 17, 2009, 02:14 PM

You know what alligators like? A fucking magnum round to the head. Fully upgrade an L. Hawk, get infinite ammo, rape the game forever.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Jessykins · Local time: Mar 17, 2009, 03:15 PM

I've got me an infinite Hydra shotgun, Infinite L. Hawk, and Infinite Rocket Launcher. Only time I die now is if I fuck up a QTE.

Also Sheva's longbow sucks. So does the Gatling Gun.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Jessykins · Local time: Mar 19, 2009, 01:03 PM

I'd say no. The M39R isn't that spectacular unless you have, of course, nothing else. For a first infinite ammo gun, sure, but it costs 20,000 upgrade points. Something far better used getting infinite on a magnum or something.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Jessykins · Local time: Mar 23, 2009, 02:25 PM

Pretty sure the orange things that open up on his back and chest are how you get him to falter and eventually die. I've always just won by shooting those. Worked in every difficulty.

Spoiler:

If you didn't mean that part then I feel silly for typing it all out.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Jessykins · Local time: Mar 25, 2009, 01:12 PM

Am I the only person who played through the game and mercenaries mode legitimately to get all my weapons and upgrades? It's not even that LONG.

FELIPE NO