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Pretty sure that isn't the regular BE mount. As of yet, I don't think anybody in the alpha has leveled a blood elf high enough to purchase their level 40 mount, and if they have, they haven't said anything.

If anything that will be the flight path mount when flying from Blood Elf towns and territories. The fact that it would simply hover alone makes it pretty dumb to begin with, I mean it's a fucking phoenix. Use a phoenix to fly, use a cockatrice to walk.

I'll add that a friend of mine in the alpha says it's still just Wyverns and Bats, but then again, Shadowmoon Valley consists of a bunch of red outlines where things will be and several classes have no talents, soooo... who knows? Wait until later alpha builds. We'll be seeing their mounts soon enough.

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No they aren't. They got to either level a blood elf to twenty, then a Draenei to twenty, THEN transfer their own characters. Currently you can level a BE or Draenei to 65, but most people would rather see the new shit in Outland on their 60s first, it seems.

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So, uh, I just got an alpha account. It's pretty sweet when there's actually NPCs in the game.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I have friends in high places, Immp!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Sup, lore?



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Can't get to Shadowmoon, not finished yet. Danath Trollbane is in the Alliance town in Hellfire (So a horde quest says) but I haven't gone there, since I'm HORDE, and there are no pre-mades. Khadgar is in a neutral town called Shattrath. There's a town called Allerian Stronghold in Terokkar, that, judging from the name, has another old hero in it.

Also, Grom's son is in Nagrand, and he's kind of emo.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Okay, incoming screens:





Fist weapons being itemized!? Preposterous!


I seem to have forgotten the leather chest I also got in Hellfire. It has 27 agility, 18 stam, 11 hit rating (1% hit), and 40ap, as well as three jewel sockets. It looks like Shadowcraft, sadly.

I trust you guys won't spread these around, as I am breaking the NDA doing this, hehe. Also, can't get to the throne, since it's surrounded by mountains. Flying mount area if anything.

OH, and don't be so sure about our favorite NE cunt:


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Netherweave, and let me tell you the annoying bullshit. You need 330 First Aid to make them into bandages, but Runecloth doesn't seem to drop AT ALL on the other side of the portal. I think I have about 300 pieces of the shit in my bags right now.

And yeah, that's the future of WoW terminology. This is because of a new thing they got called Resilience, which will be anti-crit rating. It's sort of like the new +def, but applies to spell crit as well.

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Originally Posted by Elidibs

Bleh, do we at least get to whack Illidan? He's annoying.

Edit: hey Jessy, what're the racial priest spells for Blood Elves and Dranei?

Much like the hunter talents, they are absent. And yes, Illidan is in the Black Temple, ruling over Outland.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Elidibs

So if you're a hunter you have to use 1.x talents? Or no talents?

Hunters are leveling and getting talent points they really have nowhere new to put. They just get to put them in the current trees. New alpha build is going up today, so we'll see what they add/change.

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Here is some shit grabbed from the latest alpha patch. The server is down, but speculation says hunter talents and the push to 70 (from the 67 level cap)

Quote:

Master Tactician + Your successful ranged attacks have a 25% chance to increase your critical strike chance with all attacks by 5% for 8 seconds.

Magtheridon Melee Trinket + Your melee and ranged attacks have a chance to increase your Haste Rating by 325 for 10 seconds1.

Karazhan Tank Trinket + Increases your Dodge Rating by 270 for 10 seconds1.

Thrill of the Hunt + Gives you a 100% chance to regain 50% of the mana cost of any shot when it critically hits.

Survival Instincts + Reduces all damage taken by -4%.

Resourcefulness + Reduces the mana cost of all traps and melee abilities by -60% and reduces the cooldown of all traps by -6 sec.

Silencing Shot + A shot that deals 50% weapon damage and Silences the target for 3 seconds.

Master Marksman + Increases your ranged attack power by 10%.

Zen Marksmanship + Increases your ranged attack power by an amount equal to 25% of your total Intellect.

Silencing Shot + A shot that deals 50% weapon damage and Silences the target for 3 seconds.

Misdirection + Your threat is redirected to the target raid member for 8 sec. Duration does not start until the Hunter causes threat.

Combat Experience + Increases your total Agility, Stamina and Intellect by 6%.

Silent Hunter + Reduces threat from all attacks by -15%.

The Beast Within + When your pet is under the effects of Bestial Wrath, you also go into a rage causing 30% additional damage for 18 seconds. While enraged, you do not feel pity or remorse or fear and you cannot be stopped unless killed.

Serpent's Swiftness + Increases ranged combat attack speed by 20% and your pet's melee attack speed by 20%.

Catlike Reflexes + Increases your chance to dodge and your pet's chance to dodge by an additional 6%

Ferocious Inspiration + When your pet scores a critical hit, all party members have all damage increased by 3% for 10 seconds.

Readiness + When activated, this ability immediately finishes the cooldown on your other Hunter abilities.

Looks interesting.

I was speaking idiomatically.

So, no level increase, but hunter talents are in. Also, a great new blood elf female bug. Whenever you do /cry or /laugh, it does the human male sound effect.

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Picture from Nagrand. I thought it was funny.



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Incoming gear picture dump:













And my favorite:


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The true reason why Silvermoon was destroyed: Citizens like this.



How ya doing, buddy?

He wanted to bad touch me =(

So did this guy:



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That's one of those "Gronn" fellows. They like to find normal ogres and kill them. It's pretty funny to watch, too, especially if they kill the things in an area you're trying to get by.

The normal ones aren't that big, but this is Durn the Hungerer. A badass mofo.

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They might. Fathers beat their kids all the time, so it's not THAT strange.

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It's a giant crystal that's being mined by Ethereals.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by immp

SO its a neutral area then. Quest givers and suck?

Guess I should've clarified. ROGUE Ethereals. Not the Consortium. Bad dudes. It's not really a quest hub, more than an area where you do quests for the Consortium guys in the area.

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It's... weird. I did go there. While it has no mobs now for the most part, it has a very weird set up, and seems like a confusing place to be. I did find the cool "Mok'Nathal Village" which made me have a loregasm at what may or may not be when it gets npcs put in.

The last patch saw the opening of Shadowmoon and Netherstorm as well. Shadowmoon is also pretty barren, but the Goblin town in Netherstorm has some people (And quests) and there are also ethereals around doing their shady shit. Lots of elite blood elves as well, some of them 70+.

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Nothing I can say now that won't get spilled on the forums, lol.

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Originally Posted by immp

I guess they havent added in any of the Azeroth instances yet Jessy? I still dont exactly understand how the caverns of time will work. I hope you'll let us know the second you get some insight on that.

Karazhan and CoT are still not yet ready to be opened, but they say coming patches will have them ready.

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lol you fucking die.

It teleports you to a graveyard, dead, with your body at your feet.

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Originally Posted by Jpnezeshorty

My honest opinion though, if anyone's over level 66 after only 5 days of the release it just comse to show how much of a social/family/career/school life they don't have. It's a game, so I intend to enjoy it as such. The people who talk about the game as if it's completely normal and acceptable to live in the game and somewhat expect others to do the same make me naucious.

I hit level 68 last night. Since the expansion came out, I've gone to dinner with friends every night, had sex with my girlfriend twice, and seen Pan's Labyrinth several times.

You'd be surprised what one can accomplish if they just put their mind to something. Social life or otherwise.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.