Oh, I also almost killed my mother with pneumonia  .(irrelevant) |
Why are you smiling at this.
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Originally Posted by Gumby
I ate a can of chew when I was an infant, another trip to the hospital.
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The fuck is chew? Serious question.
Only time I've nearly died is when I was driving interstate. Some cock pulled out infront of me when I was doing 120. Was either hit him and die, or swerve across the road and maybe die. I swerved, thank fuck no one was close enough to hit. I ended up in a ditch shaken like all hell. No fucking cunt came to help me though >=[
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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