Slang You Regret

Originally Posted by nazpyro

There was a time where a group of my friends consistently used "modus pwnd." I felt like shooting them in both kneecaps and asking, "Where's my money?"

Between my roommate, another friend, and I, we have coined a myriad (hundreds) of words and phrases and even... actions demonstrating our retardedness.. er... ridiculousness. Some words include: "GAMF, BAMF, zon't, Clutch Jodan, Rawr Foo, roffle, der." Some phrases include: "well, look at this morose mother fucker... looks like someone shit in his cereal", "take that fact. chew on it", and "biggety bam! no more shit stains in your undies." a new one that's coming about is "jejune bastard." An exemplary action has been my roommate and mine's high-five fake over-the-head.

Mind you, all the above mentioned words, phrases, and actions have been said/used at least once every single fucking day of my college life.

Congratulations! You've watched some Kevin Smith films.

I rememeber back in the day, when I was in primary school, the word 'choice' because the new buzz word. Things wern't cool any more, they were choice. Choice bike! Choice shirt! Choice sandwich! How retarded little kids are!

Jam it back in, in the dark.