Your most memorable FAILURE at cooking (v.2)

OK well i only have 2 that i can distinctly remember...one I had this guy friend over when i was like 15/16ish and i wanted to make some EASY MAC to eat...well i had NEVER made it before cause we just don't eat that stuff in my house...its homemade all the way...so i tried to make it in the microwave, but i went back downstairs cause we were watching a movie...and lo and behold i forgot about it...and i burnt it... all the while my friend is asking me how do you possibly BURN EASY MAC...? I just shrugged my shoulders...and simply said i dunno and threw it out...

The next scenario was when i was about 13ish i was over my bestfriends house and she's 5yrs older than me and was absolutely boy crazy at the time... SO i was over her house and we decided that we wanted to make some cookies...not the kind that you spoon out of the roll or break and stick on the cookie sheet...that's cheating.. i mean really hard core home made cookies...but my friend wasn't the brightest light bulb in the pack, and at the time i was only a couple of watts brighter...

So we realized that we didn't have all of the proper ingredients...so we started substituting...oils, and flours...and flavorings... well we made it and stuck it in the oven to cook...well she goes back into her room to talk to some guy, and i'm sitting talking too, well some time goes by, and i try to get her off the phone to get the cookies, but she won't budge...this is likea good 20 mins later...well i sat there, and then about 10 mins later i see smoke drifting down the hallway...and then the alarm goes off....NOW she gets off the phone, but by then her mtoher had come upstairs and pulled out the "cookies" which were nothing more than a large balck glob of goo that resembled nothing close to a cookie...

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Ohh speaking of rice above...i have a more recent story...

I was supossed to be cooking rice for my mother about a month or so ago when i was at home visiting...well she left, and i stirred the rice a bit, then got distracted when a friend of mine called, and i got on the computer...well i remembered about 45mins later... i went to the kitchen, and was met with this god-awful smell, and a pot of black solid material...which was the rice...haha well I tried to soak the pot to get the rice out and wash it....no good I ended up throwing the pot out...

There's nowhere I can't reach.