New Wii info

Wow.

I... can't believe that.

That's such a profound, unbelievable level of failure that it actually makes me not even want a Wii anymore.

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Originally Posted by WraithTwo

As badly as I want a Wii, I think everything about their online plans is going to disappoint.

NWFC is really awesome. It could do a little better at preventing things like people quitting out of an unwinnable match, but then again I've only played Mario Kart online. Since Wii is Nintendo's second crack at it, it should be vastly improved.

The only disappointing thing is this no-online-games-for-half-a-year bullshit. I don't even care about online games that much. It's just a retarded move that only hurts them.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

You're all almost definitely reading into the 45 minutes thing incorrectly.

Just because the game world will be almost as big as an Xbox doesn't mean you'll have to run around it every 30 seconds. I'm sure Ocarina songs will be a huge part of getting around to places you've already been to.

However, a world this big does have some pretty nifty possibilities. You couldn't really have epic battles on horseback in Ocarina of Time, could you? Shit, walking around in Termina Field in Majora's Mask was downright cramped. I'm hoping the world is rigorously detailed throughout, and not just big open plains all over the place (although I'm sure there will be at least one big wide-open plains area), however the fetch quest thing probably isn't going to be made into a problem if they're making the world this big.

I wonder how many dungeons there will be, personally. I'm sick of these new Zelda games having like 2 levels and then making me look for 84 heart pieces. Fuck that shit.

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Fran looked like he just sucks at Batallion Wars.

WHO THE FUCK TAKES A HELICOPTER AGAINST SOMETHING CLEARLY LABELED "ANTI-AIR."

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Originally Posted by Malmer

Another thing is that the game will lose some of it's "coolness" - the feeling of you actually pointing directly at the point you intend to shoot at, giving the wiimote the impression of you holding a real gun, rather than just a maneuvering device.

The coolness of Batallion Fucking Wars has nothing to do with feeling like you're holding a gun. I think you couldn't have missed the point of the game more if you tried.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I would shit a squirrel if they made a sequel to Ecco the Dolphin: Defender of the Future on Wii. It was probably one of the most underrated games of this generation.

They could probably even market it as part of whatever they intend to call the Wii counterpart of Touch Generations. The Dreamcast title was a very all-ages game.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?