Snakes On A Plane Impressions

Originally Posted by ShinBojack

Well, there was one crippled guy who sat in the back corner; perhaps he was the guy updating his blog...

A couple people in the crowd were wearing Snakes on a Plane T-Shirts, and they looked official. Some others had shirts that said Sam's famous line. The majority were all high school/college kids. There were a few adults; I'm curious to see what they were thinking.

I have to say though, I was VERY annoyed that this faggot-ass Mexican fucker decided to sit in the row in front of me with his 2 girlfriends. Those two little cuntbags of his were all angry that people were going nuts for the movie; really, can't those illegals find the joke in a movie with the name Snakes on a Plane?

The gay Mexican actually walked into the theater with one of those man-purses and all. The worse thing though was that this quy actually found the movie scary and was screaming in Spanish whenever the snakes showed up. Had I been in the room any longer after the film, I would've called the INS to deport his bitch-ass.

But besides that, the theater was filled with fans of the film, and it was a very energetic crowd.

That was probably the most disgusting thing I've ever read in my entire life.

How ya doing, buddy?