Goji juice

I've just heard about this stuff recently because my brother and his girlfriend are drinking this stuff. Goji berries are supposed to be THE superior health supplement. Claims have been made that this stuff gets rid of migraines, helps reverse cancer, and in my brother's mom's case, reduces the amount of insulin she has to take for her diabetes.

Goji juice is supposedly made from only the finest berries from northern Tibet. Furthermore, the berries are X-rayed (or whatever) and must have a special DNA.

If you weren't aware of this, this cure-all is only sold and distributed by one of those incredibly lame pyramid schemes. Right. A cancer-curing drink is sold only by your local pushy sleaze bag and not health stores or hospitals. And not to mention, it's expensive as shit. Something like $50 per liter that only lasts a week.

Frankly, I don't believe in this shit. It's a total ripoff as it is just a passing fad. Too bad my brother's girlfriend is wasting his money on this shit. Has anyone else heard of this crap?

Jam it back in, in the dark.