The cell phone's progress in killing us all

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Last Thursday, a supermarket employee in the Netherlands burned his legs when a Nokia handheld exploded in his pants pocket.

Is that your Nokia or are you just happy to see me?

I'm a firm believer that Wireless frequencies cause cancer. I have no actual proof, but the number of studies with half-assed conclusive evidence is enough for me. I don't use wireless internet, and I have a cellphone that I rarely use, due to the fear of cancer.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by guyinrubbersuit

Fuck. Might as well stay indoors because you could catch cancer from the deadly sun's rays. Well if you stay indoors you might accidently slip and fall in the shower, maybe paralyzing you or killing you. Or you might cut yourself deeply with a butter knife while making a sandwhich.

Or maybe you'll have an aneurysm and die. Best case scenario, of course.

There's nowhere I can't reach.