House Numbers

1 Die Roll oh

OK, let's give this a go (though first I need to figure out how you roll the bloody dice).

Edit: Righty-ho [ _ _ _ 4 ]

Jam it back in, in the dark.

1 Die Roll Jackpot?

OK, roll number two.

Edit: Son of a bitch [ _ _ 1 4 ]

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1 Die Roll urgle

Let's give this another roll.

Edit: Face, meet palm -___- [ _ 1 1 4 ]

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

1 Die Roll burgle

Right, I'm going to finish this shit fest of a go off...

Edit: So much fail [ 2 1 1 4 ]

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

1 Die Roll fu

OK, time for another go.

Edit: [ _ _ 5 _ ]

I was speaking idiomatically.

1 Die Roll eh

Let's roll.

Edit: Consistent. [ _ _ 5 5 ]

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

1 Die Roll five?

Another 5 perhaps?

Edit: Crikey! [ _ 5 5 5 ]

FELIPE NO

1 Die Roll does it float?

I'll only be a witch if I make it four straight 5s. So, can I?

Edit: I am saved from burnage [ 2 5 5 5 ]

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

1 Die Roll 5?

Attempt number three of this game then. I wonder if the 5s are done with.

Edit: Not the deviation I was hoping for [ _ _ _ 4 ]

How ya doing, buddy?

1 Die Roll please?

Oh yeah, I'd almost forgotten I'd started another of these. Right, 6 please.

Edit: Sweet. [ 6 _ _ 4 ]

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1 Die Roll ?

Another six? Oh go on...

Edit: Rubbish [ 6 _ 2 4 ]

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

1 Die Roll Pretty please?

Perhaps I can finish with another 6, maybe.

Edit: Bollocks to it. I asked nicely and everyfin. [ 6 2 2 4 ]

How ya doing, buddy?