Weird regrets

Originally Posted by chronicles

My biggest regret was not going to my sisters weedding even after she asked me to. I decided to hang out with a special friend and game all day.

I'm sorry, but what? You didn't go to your sister's wedding (note that I'm aware of apostrophes and the wonder of their use) because you were busing playing video games? Wow. I mean, fucking wow. I'm guessing the friend was your kind of special right?

I am, of course, assuming that you managed to misspell 'wedding', unless you actually meant 'weeding', in which case the question would be: why the fuck do you regret not going to watch your sister pull weeds out of the ground? Guess it takes all sorts.

As for me, the only thing I really regret properly, though don't think it's too weird, is I regret not learning a second language when I was younger.

Jam it back in, in the dark.