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They are the worst thing to come out of this gaming generation, aside from general online faggotry.
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Says the pot to the mirror.
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You may say that achievements are completely optional, but not really---there is almost always a gigantic, stupid screen reminding me that I still have 500 achievements to unlock.
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Are you a fucking idiot? No really, please answer me this. There are sometimes screens in games that tell you about the achievements. More often than not they are shortcuts to the dashboard blade. However, in every single fucking case where this is available it's an option you have to purposefully navigate to. The one game you could level some criticism at is GRID, which tells you random stats as it's loading and of those that have some tie to achievements it tells you your progress towards the achievement.
At no point has a game I have played thus far ever, not once, jumped up in the middle of my game and gone:
YOU ARE FUCKING SHIT WHY HAVE YOU NOT DONE MY ACHIEVEMENTS YET YOU SAD SACK OF PISS. GET ON WITH IT ALREADY
You know why? Because it's fucking optional. It's also completely up to you whether you want to navigate, on purpose like, to the screen that will tell you how many achievements you do and don't have.
(I'll give you a clue to the earlier question, the answer is 'yes')
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.