Telemarketers - How do you deal with them?

Well, I remeber one time when I was younger I tried to sell this telemarketer my little brother. He told me I was "Fucked in the head" and hung up. Then probably 4 months ago I got some offer for a free Satellite TV installation and such, and Iwas just like "OMG ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!" and started screaming like a lil school girl who just met a Nelly. If that doesn't work you always have the occasional female caller who sounds hot. So you can start to hit on her ,I tried to get a phone number once but.. it didn't work .

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Spatula

Oh oh oh!

I remember one time I came up with a pretty nice response:

<Tele> Hi, we're doing a survey of consumer products ...blah blah blah...and we require a person over the age of 18 to answer these questions.

<Spatula (who is 21 at the time)> Ummm...I'm not 18 yet, but I'll see if my brother is here>

30 seconds later after some yelling at my "brother"

<Spatula> My brother is here but he's busy having sex with his girlfriend. Can he call you back?

<Tele> Err...ummm......no, thats alright thanks. Bye...(quickly hangs up)

You hear the funniest responses ever.

Ohh I gotta try that... I hope one calls me today.

There's nowhere I can't reach.