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Dopefish · Dec 17, 2006, 12:47 PM

Originally Posted by nazpyro

Also LOL at Isiah Thomas calling out George Karl for poorly managing his roster

Pot: Hey, Kettle, does this quote make me look black?

Thomas doesn't get ripped on by The Sports Guy everyday for nothing. The man can't build a roster any better than he could build a Jenga tower.

I was expecting something along the lines of the Pacers-Pistons brawl and almost cried when it didn't happen. NBA is an acronym for "Nothing But Asses;" while I'm disappointed that Carmelo was involved, it just proves that anyone in this league is capable of just flipping the fuck out.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Dopefish · Dec 19, 2006, 03:33 PM

Denver acquires Allen Iverson from Philadelphia for Andre Miller, Joe Smith, two 2007 first round picks.

Andre Miller is an excellent young guard, Joe Smith is a serviceable forward. Denver gets a guy who'll fill Carmelo's shoes for the next 13, 14 games.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Dopefish · Dec 19, 2006, 07:47 PM

Originally Posted by Timberwolf

So is DerMarr Johnson going to give up his #3 jersey.

I bet AI will pull a Kobe and go with a new number.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Dopefish · Feb 6, 2007, 09:57 PM

Celtics lose again! Raise your hand if you were surprised. Ahahaha.

Can't call them tankers.

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Dopefish · Feb 27, 2007, 08:22 PM

I can't believe no one's posted this yet. No sound, but you really don't need any. Shaun Livingston dislocated his knee in one of the most graphic injuries I've probably ever seen in any sport.

You are WARNED!

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How ya doing, buddy?

Dopefish · Feb 27, 2007, 08:48 PM

The announcer and color-commentator's comments on the slow-motion are great:

"...if you are a little squeamish, you might not want to see all this..." "...gotta be when he lands...ooh, right there." "Oh, yeah, OH, OH DEAR ME, oh, yes...oh dear...not only, uh...and there's no kneecap there, if you notice..."

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Dopefish · Feb 27, 2007, 09:51 PM

Originally Posted by Ryuu

Holy crap! Like he almost fell on it.

They talked about it on ESPN, but I didn't see the video. I like how they didn't even stop play, and both his teammates and his opponents just kept going with the ball.

CALL TIME OUT!

What do you think this is, international football where players kick the ball out of play when someone is injured out of respect and sportsmanship? WE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO THAT KIND OF TALK 'ROUND HERE, STRANGER.

FELIPE NO

Dopefish · May 23, 2007, 12:48 PM

The Celtics certainly did get owned. One less chance for me to watch a Celtics game this year.

However, this might, if nothing else, get a rivalry going between the two teams up there in the northwest.

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Dopefish · May 31, 2007, 11:00 PM

Lebron James just became the new Michael Jordan. 48 points, last 25 Cavs points, and the Cavs are up 3-2 going to Cleveland.

I don't usually watch basketball, but I was really impressed by his performance.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Dopefish · Jun 3, 2007, 09:21 PM

Originally Posted by bishop743

'Bron 'Bron will have to pull something legendary to win the championship.

Would you put it past him at this point?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Dopefish · Jun 28, 2007, 07:32 PM

Celtics trade Delonte West, Wally "the Scissor" and the #5 pick Jeff Green to Seattle for Ray Allen and a 2nd round pick.

Huh. Dunno what to think, honestly.

How ya doing, buddy?

Dopefish · Jun 28, 2007, 08:19 PM

I hate Stephen A. Smith.

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