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Dopefish · 09:30 PM

Average Boston streetwalker: "Who the fuck is Zdeno Chara?"

The Penguins need to land some d-men or else they'll have another lottery pick next June.

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Dopefish · Jul 10, 2006, 10:17 AM

Originally Posted by Denicalis

What? Dude, I'm in Boston all the time, and almost everyone I meet is a Bruins fan, and a lot of those are fairly well educated hockey fans. (Educated enough to know how shoddy their ownership is, at least.)

Note that I didn't say "Boston hockey fan." There are a couple million people living in Boston, and I'm sure a good percentage of them don't follow the Bruins and don't know who Zdeno Chara is.

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Dopefish · Aug 7, 2006, 04:14 PM

I say we send Wojo to Russia and have him kidnap Evma. The Pens NEED him.

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Dopefish · Aug 18, 2006, 11:45 AM

According to the Boston Globe, he has been in LA practicing with guys like Glen Murray, Chris Simon and Rob Blake.

Hockey drama FTW.

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Dopefish · 06:00 PM

<3 preseason.

P.S.: I'll be whipping out my Pens av/sig combo shortly. I'll probably work on the new stuff (Ducks, Sabres, new 3rds) soon.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Dopefish · Sep 30, 2006, 08:18 AM

Originally Posted by Ronz

I am seriously crying right now.

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That's a silly trade. Even if Johnson was holding out due to wanting to go back to UMich (why be traded to LA then? hmmm), he's still their #3 pick and will probably become a better player than any of the other three players involved in that trade.

How ya doing, buddy?

Dopefish · Oct 5, 2006, 03:04 PM

Penguins to be bought by Hamilton, ON-based BlackBerry dude. Hamilton has been itching for a franchise since before the Predators came into being (probably long before that too) and everyone in Canada would like more teams there. How likely is it that they really move?

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Dopefish · Oct 5, 2006, 08:26 PM

It's early, but I think the Sens are going to have a difficult season.

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Dopefish · Oct 7, 2006, 07:49 PM

I hastily made up the new jersey bars for Anaheim and Buffalo just now, in about 30 minutes. They're not excellent but they're about what I was aiming for. Months of downtime in Photoshop will do that.

The old ones are still there...just add "old" to the end of the filename (before the .jpg).

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Dopefish · Oct 7, 2006, 09:53 PM

I worked on some others...see my journal.

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Dopefish · Oct 12, 2006, 11:02 PM

Sup 'Canes fans?

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Dopefish · Oct 16, 2006, 06:19 PM

Evgeni Malkin must have special powers to come back from the dislocated shoulder 3 weeks early. Either that or he's just going to be a waste of a bench spot for the next 3 weeks.

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Dopefish · Oct 16, 2006, 06:48 PM

I like how you went from serious to silly in one post. Either way, most players who come back from an injury before it is completely healed are ineffective. Just playing the pessimist here.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Dopefish · Oct 16, 2006, 09:36 PM

I like how GFF is doing a tribute to the Penguins on the banner image. TOUCHING.

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Dopefish · Oct 17, 2006, 09:13 PM

Originally Posted by RAZGRIZ-3

Oh, guess who jumped up to top spot in the pool, bitches?

Enjoy it while it lasts.

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Dopefish · Oct 18, 2006, 08:57 AM

Hey, don't feel too bad about being in second again.

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Dopefish · Oct 20, 2006, 09:42 PM

Originally Posted by RAZGRIZ-3

whatever

How long are you planning to wait for the other shoe to drop in the fantasy hockey league, exactly? I don't think being 9 points behind early in the season is a big deal, but...

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Dopefish · Oct 20, 2006, 10:45 PM

I did what I meant to do.

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Dopefish · Oct 25, 2006, 02:56 PM

Need link. Must have video.

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Dopefish · Nov 9, 2006, 05:00 PM

A point is a point!

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Dopefish · Nov 12, 2006, 11:02 AM

Daniel Sedin seems to be popular.

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Dopefish · Nov 17, 2006, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by Wojo

Oh god why is Therrien playing T-Blo instead of Fleury tonight against the Sabres.

I didn't like our chances to begin with, but now they just got a hell of a lot worse.

MAF is 25th in the league in GAA, 13th in the league in save %. Obviously, the plan is to get back at Thibault for sucking and being a career backup.

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Dopefish · Dec 2, 2006, 12:21 AM

In other news, the Wizard of Cros and Russian Exile 2006 are the leading vote-getters among forwards in All-Star voting, and Marc-Andre "Don't Call Me Theo" Fleury is first amongst goaltenders.

The All-Star Game will reportedly be the first time we'll be seeing the new "form-fitting" jerseys which, unless people pan them, will be seen in action all over the NHL next season. I plan on panning them.

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Dopefish · Dec 6, 2006, 11:50 PM

Originally Posted by Capo

How great would it be if we got Naslund for Thibault?

That'd be like getting pre-whore-but-post-jailbait Lindsay Lohan for current Lindsay Lohan.

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Dopefish · Dec 7, 2006, 12:14 AM

Originally Posted by Capo

Post-jailbait?

I don't like to throw stones Capo, but I think I'll hit you right between the eyes with this one.

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