HAY GUYS

Dopefish · Jun 28, 2007, 09:06 PM

Celtics will be a mid-round draft team next year.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Dopefish · Jul 26, 2007, 10:17 AM

I'm not surprised. I've felt that some NBA games felt extremely scripted. This is more or less an indication of it.

How ya doing, buddy?

Dopefish · Jul 30, 2007, 08:12 PM

Worst fucking trade ever:

Quote:

The Celtics and Timberwolves have agreed on the players to make a Kevin Garnett-to-Boston trade but no deal can be completed until issues with Garnett's contract can be worked out.

As the trade currently stands, Boston will send Al Jefferson, Gerald Green, Theo Ratliff, Ryan Gomes, Sebastian Telfair and two first-round picks to Minnesota in exchange for Garnett.

In case you didn't notice, the average age of the 5 players Boston will send to Minnesota in this shitfest of a deal is 22. Kevin Garnett, ONE MAN, is 31. Over the bloody hill in basketball speak, especially for a big man. Jefferson, Gomes and Green are all future All-Stars. Garnett will probably have a few more ASGs in him simply because it's the East.

Ugh. No wonder I don't like basketball. I pay attention to it, but only in hopes that maybe the Celtics will follow suit with the Pats and Sox and get back in the game.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Dopefish · Dec 20, 2007, 08:35 PM

Originally Posted by The Dopefish

Worst fucking trade ever for the Timberwolves:

Quote:

The Celtics and Timberwolves have agreed on the players to make a Kevin Garnett-to-Boston trade but no deal can be completed until issues with Garnett's contract can be worked out.

As the trade currently stands, Boston will send Al Jefferson, Gerald Green, Theo Ratliff, Ryan Gomes, Sebastian Telfair and two first-round picks to Minnesota in exchange for Garnett.

In case you didn't notice, the average age of the 5 players Boston will send to Minnesota in this shitfest of a deal is 22. Kevin Garnett, ONE MAN, is 31. Over the bloody hill in basketball speak, especially for a big man. Jefferson, Gomes and Green are all future All-Stars. Garnett will probably have a few more ASGs in him simply because it's the East.

Ugh. No wonder I don't like basketball. I pay attention to it, but only in hopes that maybe the Celtics will follow suit with the Pats and Sox and get back in the game.

Corrected.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Dopefish · May 31, 2008, 04:15 PM

Wow, no one cares about the NBA Finals being Celtics/Lakers? This is exactly the opposite reaction David Stern is hoping for.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Dopefish · 09:51 PM

I stopped caring about basketball because I thought it was rigged. Thanks, vindication.

Additional Spam:
Good lord. The Celtics are up by 25. With 6:48 left in the third.

I can't say it's over yet, but shit. That's rough.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Dopefish · Jun 17, 2008, 10:32 PM

YOU AND YOUR ASSUMPTIONS

FELIPE NO

Dopefish · Jun 17, 2008, 11:05 PM

Congrats to Paul Pierce. Of all the people on the Celtics, he really deserves this. His number will be up in the rafters of the Garden someday, and he is this Boston Celtics team.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?