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 Member 42 Level 42.28 Mar 2006 
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I've learned my lesson in the past; no lead is too safe. Having witnessed first hand in 2004 this very truth, I won't celebrate anything until it's October and the Red Sox are winning the World Series and the Yankees are already on vacation.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Member 42 Level 42.28 Mar 2006
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Miguel Tejada will be the lone Oriole in the All-Star Game this year. Sorry. Someone needs to back up Jeter. (Bedard's ERA is higher than Steve Trachsel's, FFS.)
The Red Sox have 5 definite All-Stars at this point: Ramirez, Ortiz, Schilling, Beckett and Lowell. With the possibility of Varitek, and Youkilis and maybe one of these three: Papelbon, Wakefield and Matsuzaka. I have the feeling that none of those three will be there and Varitek will end up going but Youkilis will be snubbed. How ya doing, buddy? |
Member 42 Level 42.28 Mar 2006
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It's been a while since an update. But now's as good a time as any.
Barry Bonds just hit his 756th home run, which makes another home run record (McGwire 62, Bonds 70) I've witnessed personally. There was a great video from Hank Aaron, graciously passing the torch. Mike Bacsik gave it up on the 7th pitch of the at-bat (3-2 count, 1 out, none on) and looked like he was going to cry (and later doffed his cap to Barry), and the guy who ended up with it (a Mets fan, lolololololo) was in the bottom of a nasty mosh pit involving probably 50 people and was carried away by maybe 10 cops. The grounds crew ended up taking out the bases, and his son Nikolai flew over the railing before anyone else on the Giants knew it was a homerun. 435 feet on the tape measure. A great moment, really. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
Last edited by Dopefish; Aug 7, 2007 at 11:09 PM.
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Member 42 Level 42.28 Mar 2006
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Member 42 Level 42.28 Mar 2006
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What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Member 42 Level 42.28 Mar 2006
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FELIPE NO |
Member 42 Level 42.28 Mar 2006
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And I guess you think OJ was guilty, too!
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Member 42 Level 42.28 Mar 2006
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I think there's more evidence to convict OJ than Bonds.
How ya doing, buddy? |
Member 42 Level 42.28 Mar 2006
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Considering that using steroids wasn't illegal in Major League Baseball until a few years ago, I think the point is mostly moot.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Member 42 Level 42.28 Mar 2006
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Bonds hit #757 tonight.
Everyone can chutup anyway, because Sadaharu Oh's 868 will probably never be broken (unless A-Rod puts on 50+ home run seasons for the rest of his career). Though, at his current pace (44 HR/yr), he could do it in about 8.5 seasons. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Member 42 Level 42.28 Mar 2006
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Maybe Infernal Monkey should try and steal the ball from him during his trip to Australia and use the money to fund GFF for YEARS.
How ya doing, buddy? |
Member 42 Level 42.28 Mar 2006
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Here's a feel-good home run story: Former Cards pitcher, now Cards outfielder Rick Ankiel, hits a 3-run home run in first appearance back in majors since his flameout a few years ago.
I was speaking idiomatically. |
Member 42 Level 42.28 Mar 2006
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Thirty runs. Never thought I'd see the day.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Member 42 Level 42.28 Mar 2006
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Pfft, I go away for three days and no one cares that a no-hitter was thrown by Clay Buchholz of the Red Sox.
You guys suck. FELIPE NO |
Member 42 Level 42.28 Mar 2006
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So hey the Sox are gonna win the AL East. GTFO spankees
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Member 42 Level 42.28 Mar 2006
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The66thDopefish (9:30:28 PM): ahahah you know you're going to win when your opponent has walked you with the base loaded and no one out on TWO SEPERATE OCCASIONS
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Member 42 Level 42.28 Mar 2006
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Is this the place to say that the Indians are now ahead 3 to 2 against the Sox?
I'm putting the odds of a Red Sox win at 50% now. Game 7, if played, will be one of those games pre-2004 Red Sox fans wouldn't have wanted to watch. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Member 42 Level 42.28 Mar 2006
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Is this the place to say that the Indians are now fucked?
I am so worried about Game 7 though. Dice-K needs to come through like J.D. Drew did tonight. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Member 42 Level 42.28 Mar 2006
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 Ahahahaha we're gonna win... I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Member 42 Level 42.28 Mar 2006
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Yes. Yes there
BOSTON PAP SMEARED EM  I was speaking idiomatically.
Last edited by Dopefish; Oct 21, 2007 at 11:10 PM.
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Member 42 Level 42.28 Mar 2006
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Indians made a series of it, but the Red Sox magic is just too much.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Member 42 Level 42.28 Mar 2006
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So the Red Sox are going to win the World Series. Here's why:
 The Bruins gave the Avalanche Ray Bourque and they won the Stanley Cup with him a year later. They owe us. FELIPE NO
Last edited by Dopefish; Oct 24, 2007 at 10:08 PM.
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Member 42 Level 42.28 Mar 2006
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We didn't need the extra runs, but I don't think you'll hear anyone rooting for the Sox complaining. I'll complain if Beckett throws more than this inning. He probably should be done already.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Member 42 Level 42.28 Mar 2006
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Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Member 42 Level 42.28 Mar 2006
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Julio "End of the Inning" Lugo is a waste of a lineup spot.
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