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I wish the American Civil War had never happened.
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Wish granted, the United States were never united. It never developed a strong military so it was taken over by Canada. The abolishment of slavery never happened and Americans became slaves to the Canadians. All people of African-American decent were either sent back to Africa where they enjoyed luxurious lives in the jungle with their treehouse mansions and monkey butlers; or they stayed in the US and became slave masters of the former white Americans now known as sub-Canadians.
I wish the war in Iraq would end so our gas prices could return to normal.
Jam it back in, in the dark.