I make a great first impression... and little else.

See now the key is to make a terrible first impression because everything you do after that is an improvement... wait that's a terrible idea.

Personally I'm always myself no matter what. If someone doesn't like it, well that's too bad. Seeing as how I'm not a teenager I don't care if people don't like me. Course seeing as how my parents raised me to be polite, I tend to get along with most people anyhow. Not saying I'm the most popular person around but at least I don't have to pretend I like sports or other random crap that "normal" people seem to care about.

I used to be friends with a girl who always had to make a good impression. She'd always be nice to basicly everyone no matter what. I later realized though that she wasn't really a nice person, she just couldn't handle anyone not liking her. She had maybe 20 people she considered friends but only 3 that really mattered, if she made plans with someone and one of her 3 "important" friends asked to hang out on the very day she was supposed to do something with someone else, she'd drop the plans to hang out with her other friend.

Jam it back in, in the dark.