HEY ASSHOLE, GET THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD

I hate people that seem to be oblivous to what's going on around them on the road. Some examples...

1. When at an intersection I don't have a stop sign, but someone else does and either forces me to slam on my breaks or they have to slam on theirs cause they went through a stop sign. Then they proceed to look at me and yell at me like it's my fault that they went through a stop sign. It's a god damn stop sign, obey it before I beat you with it!

2. The exact opposite of the other one. When I have a stop sign and someone else doesn't. They for some reason will stop and yell at me to go. This is primarily old people.

3. Areas where the left turn lane turns green before the straight lanes. So many people are paying attention for the lights for the other directions and assume the minute they turn red, theirs will turn green and drive without actually looking at the light. So they drive straight through a red light and force people who actually had a green light to wait.

4. People who honk at you for not making a right turn on a red light when there is a sign right there that says no turn on red. I'm sure they do it all the time without getting caught, but the one time I did something stupid like that without realizing it I got pulled over. So screw you!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Angel Of Light

People who don't drive according to the FUCKING WEATHER CONDITIONS. I hate it that people think they're invincible on the road. Sure there might be freezing rain on the road and within a few hours that means there is going to be black ice. The drivers don't care; they'll still drive 140 KPH in 100 zone. It is these assholes who lack any patience who cause the majority of the accidents on that stretch of highway on the road. You know I'm not risking my life just to get home or get to work a little faster than usual. If it is snowing heavily/hailing heavily/ or a lot of ice on the road I'm going to slow down to 50 or 60 KPH because I'm not taking that risk to go into a ditch or slam into another car. If you fuckers don't like it since your behind me, then go ahead, you risk your life; I on the other hand want to make it home alive.

Oh god, how did I forget this one? The worst I had was a couple weeks ago at night when it was really foggy. Idiots all had their brights on which actually makes it harder to see. So in the fog I got idiots with their brights on tailgating me and since their brights are shining past me, I can't see. So I'm just thinking "Hurry up and pass me already asshole so I can go back to being able to see."

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