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That DARE story is great... it's sad because it's true, telling kids not to do something actually causes the opposite. That's why there are so many teenage smokers, they all think it makes them cool because they're not supposed to be doing it.

I don't have any particularly epic stories to tell people. Most my best stories just involve stupid things other people did. Like when I was playing Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance and one of my friends looked up, saw the word "Leopard" and said "What the hell is a Leo Pard?"

Jam it back in, in the dark.

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Shit... The Moose still has his own fucking MySpace, OK?

... That Moose has more friends then me...

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I remembered this mainly because Drex mentioned asking girls out. This is actually kind of the opposite but...

There was this girl I liked in Jr. High. I think it was Freshman year of High School she just randomly came up to me and asked me if I wanted to go with her to the homecoming dance. This is where I have a complete brainfart moment. My brain goes "You don't know how to dance, say no". So stupidly the word no comes out of my mouth for some reason and she punches me in the stomach. She punched me really hard, harder then I've ever been hit and way harder then I thought a girl could ever hit me. Next thing I know she says "Jerk" and walks away as I hold my stomach and can't say anything because she knocked the wind out of me. So I'm basicly standing there thinking "What the hell just happened?". I was only like 14 or 15 at the time, but man that made me feel stupid.

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