I know a handful of folks who hate mushrooms. This is RIDICULOUS. Mushrooms, in all honesty, could replace meat if meat decided to disapear for some unknown and unquestionable reason.
Umame, check that out.
I know a few people who hate mayonaise, I used to be one of them. LITTLE do they know how awesome mayo can actually be, maybe not eating like peanut butter, but using it to make your very own sauces. Do you like Sriracha? Throw some into some mayo, a bit of salt, shit, you got yourself a milder yet more flavorful sauce you can dump all over your rice and beans.
I myself hate funyons and just about anything processed, like American Cheese. I've been in a few heated debates about why, but some people just seem to like eating waxy and yellow poop. That's not just me, though.
And you?
Jam it back in, in the dark.