[Wii] Super Smash Bros. Brawl

I'm sure they just made it appear they're watching Mr. Slider and not fighting, but regardless, this game is really shaping up to be the bees' knees. I'm still quite shocked about Sim City.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

wow, a better way to spike, or should I say easier. Lovely lovely.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Chaofan... what two characters slipped through the cracks?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Right, but in SSBM in adventure mode you fought a bunch of weird things like goombas and flying koopas.

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Originally Posted by Joe Wiewel

What about playing as Samus? Saving Zelda or Peach would still work, but it would be kind of...fucked up, a heroine saving a chic, that is. But maybe I'm just sexist or something.

What, girls can't be good friends enough to save them from giant plants?

This will definitely be an interesting part of the game, definitely a slight tangent from a fighting game, what with preset charators (if that is the case). Either way I don't want this game, I need it.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by PsychoJosh

On that note, today's update is a little video involving Pit... ugh.

YouTube - Pit's Descent

Get lost, Pit. Nobody cares, you pretentious little Tetsuya Nomura-designed faggot. Make way for some A-list Nintendo stars, will you?

You're such a cool dude for burning pit like that.

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Otherwise I really like how they're leakin stuff every night, it pretty much justifies my sleep schedual, I no longer feel guilty or disgusting staying up so damn late!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Ok, I'm pretty sure SSBB itself is pretty much the only selling point you need. All these updates and that cover are just a tease, if they started showing you all the unlockable stuff it wouldn't be a cool as when you unlocked it. This is why it's such a great game, there's so many surprises to be had. Don't expect to know much about the game until it comes out.

And they're not going to put sonic on the cover, I mean Sonic is pretty much going to blow people away if you do unlock him. I can just imagine the thousands upon thousands of people who suddenly saw "Incoming New Challenger" with sonic's silhouette. Screams and orgasms abound. Why would the creator take that glorious moment away from us?

FELIPE NO

What I'm trying to say is this:

You know that Sonic would be an orgasmic addition to the series, at least for the people who really believed he would be in the GC version of the game. Although it is obvious you hate Sonic for some reason, I can't say it's a bad thing, we all have our opinions. I can remember back to the last two games which had one surprise after the next when it came to unlockables. I really loved being surprised, as do most people.

Yes, this daily update thing is great, but it is just a tease! The guy designing it (his name escapes me) obviously knows how to get his fans excited, which is a great thing.

Sonic in the game would be a more than wonderful surprise and keeping it a surprise would only create more of a devout following to this already extremely popular title (which, like I said, would be enough of a selling point than just the cover).

And about the cover, I mean look at it, you got all your bases covered there. The solid characters everyone loves to see and a few of the new ones. I mean, the covers of the last two games where the same way.

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Originally Posted by PsychoJosh

Yeah, that's the thing. Nintendo will do whatever it takes to get more sales, I.E.; giving their console a "non-threatening" (oooooh...) name so it won't "threaten" their new retarded target demographic of soccer moms and 50 year old catholic priests, or in this case, deluded, idiotic furries who consider Sonic 2006 to be the greatest game of all time.

I don't even get this part. I'm pretty sure even the furries didn't like the new sonic game.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by PsychoJosh

When did it become a rule that characters you have to unlock are the ones that AREN'T featured on the cover art? Based on that logic, you have to unlock Ike, Zelda, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Bowser, Yoshi, and Snake because they're not on this cover, which I've found a higher-res image of...

I think you missed my point here, I'm not really sure how to explain something so simple.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I wish I was a stronger person, I'd certainly "start something" but it cannot be, so I leave you with this Haiku...

You are PsychoJosh
You make mean and angry post
Nobody likes you.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Yo, Acer, where are you reading that the break the targets WONT be character specific? It doesn't exactly say that, just that you can take on five levels of difficulty with your favorite character, so don't lose hope :P

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Someone needs to make a Yeast Infection joke or I'm going to kvetch.

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Time is an illusion. When the game hits you people won't even remember the delays you ingrates.

But seriously this works out great for me. I'll be way too busy moving about in february to even think about brawl. Hopefully they'll just spill all their beans in the meantime as far as what's in the game to tide us over and leave nothing a surprise when it comes out.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?