[Multiplatform] New Kingdom Hearts Project(s)

Originally Posted by Ashton

It's cool, they're going to be pretty much official fanfiction already

That premise only works with the assumption that Kingdom Hearts wasn't fanfiction to begin with.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

"Xion". "Shion" is simply how the Japanese pronounce and write it.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Tritoch

Unless the PS2 version is a major update in all respects and not just graphics, CoM had a very dull and repetitive design.

Beyond the graphics and what it entails (a easier time killing Large Bodies and Vexen), the only improvements are the button layout and making Riku's gameplay even easier. It's still the same boring card system with the same meaningless trudging through randomly generated Disney worlds.

Regular Kingdom Hearts gameplay is pretty uninspiring to begin with, but Chain of Memories and its remake take it to another level.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I've played the Japanese version. I know all too well that it's a terrible game.

And, yet, I'm still going to buy it. Guilty pleasures are painful.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Yes. You obtain the Attack Cards for the rest of Organization XIII in treasure chests after you beat II Final Mix.

How you're supposed to do that in the American version, I dunno, but it's probably related to the "four brand new experiences".

I was speaking idiomatically.

Holy fuckballs. Re:Chain of Memories is the most boring game ever.

EVER

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?