[PS2] Kingdom Hearts 2

Because it's supposed to be an exploration of Disney media in video game format, not other fucking Final Fantasy game. You wanna play Blitzball in Luca? Play Final Fucking Fantasy X.

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Originally Posted by Tritoch

Someone has some unresolved issues.

Fuck you.

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They said in the first game that their worlds had already been devoured by the Heartless, hence why all the characters were scattered and intermingling.

If you actually fucking paid attention in the first game: they state Hollow Bastion is their world.

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Hell, even a generic RPG world to represent FF1 would be great. Just make sure the town in that world is called Corneria and they're all set.

Packing a Kingdom Hearts game with generic worlds defeats the entire purpose. Where's the novelty?

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Originally Posted by Tritoch

I believe they said that Hollow Bastion was one of their worlds.

No, they didn't.

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FF1 was pretty generic overall, so there wouldn't be a need for much detail there for fans to appreciate it.

If it's generic overall, how the Hell does it make clear that it's the world of Final Fantasy? Why should Square Enix waste their time pumping out boring and/or redundant worlds when they could be focusing on more Disney worlds, the actual purpose of the series' existence?

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Originally Posted by Tritoch

Normally I would concede since it's been several years since I beat the first game. However, you're just an asshat with as much proof as I have.

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Aerith: This is our childhood home. We wanted to see it again.

Go punch yourself in the face.

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Besides, I'd rather see at least one generic RPG world in KH3 than a Pocahantas world.

Bypassing the fact that Pocahantas was a eh movie, the novelty still puts it above "generic grassland world that is a waste of development and without a meaningful connection with the player".

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That's not to say that Disney worlds are bad at all, but I'd like to see a bit of variety in the selection so that the FF characters are there for more than show.

The worlds have already been explored in their own games. The characters have also been explored in those same games. Why do you desire another series to be filled with more of your fanboy crap?

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Originally Posted by Tritoch

Way to miss the entire point.

Miss what point? You clearly stated that you would prefer a "generic RPG world" over a Pocahontas-themed world. "Generic RPG world" is not from a specific game and thus has no meaningful connection with the audience.

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Just because someone enjoys a popular series of games and wants to see their favorite characters again in a new scenario doesn't mean they're drooling fanboys.

Good for you. Put them in a more appropriate format than Kingdom Hearts which, again, is worth playing mostly for the Disney aspect.

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The English version seems to be a bit censored.








I'm lukewarm on this.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by SOLDIER

Jesus H Christ, Disney. It's bad enough that they're censoring their own shows (Rescue Rangers and possibly Darkwing Duck DVDs), but now they have to extend their goddamn iron hand on KH2.

Who said it was Disney?

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Originally Posted by Miles

Are there more spots in the game with blood? And there's use of alcohol too.

Pirates of the Caribbean. I'd imagine it'd be hard to alter the story to remove the blood aspect of the curse or Jack's drunkery.

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Originally Posted by SOLDIER

It fits Disney's current pattern to censor everything to a pre-school level.

What pattern? Do you even have enough observation to conclude the existence of such a pattern?

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I don't know how the XIII Order is going to make it unscathed.

The fact that Organization XIII doesn't provide any connection to real-world violence and sex other than a sniper crosshair? Get a grip on yourself.

If you're going to get exceptionally upset over minor details, blame the likely cause, that being Hot Coffee and Jack Thompson.

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Originally Posted by dagget

Well, they did edit Cid's cigarette from FF7 to saw hick straw thing. :\

No, they didn't. Kingdom Hearts Cid always had a straw.

Originally Posted by SOLDIER

XIII Order

It's called Organization XIII, dear.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by KNanakase

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1. When Will Turner threatens to take his own life aboard one of the ships, he holds the gun to his neck as he does this. In the NA version, he doesn't.
2. When you cast fire on the pirate enemies, they're on fire. In the NA version, they're not.
3. The pirates with the shotguns or rifles (not quite sure what gun type they are), in the NA version, the gun has some kind of crossbow thing attached to the end of the barrel.
4. When the scene where jack is revealed to have the curse as well; when Barbossa stabs him, the sword is stuck in Jack as he sees himself as a zombie. In the NA version, the sword isn't stuck into Jack at all.

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I have to commend them for keeping the Barbossa rib wine scene, blood on the coins, and Jack killing Barbossa with an actual pistol, though. Which only makes the other exclusions bizarre.

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Originally Posted by Liquid_Snack

7 full drivebars and level 5 drives, are the max. They are quite painful to get since its hard to level at stupid nobodys.

No, 7 is the maximum level. You get something good for Driving a lot late in the game. Something that should help is the fact that if you leave a world while in Drive, you get all of your Drive gauge back.

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btw, Xigbar was a pain in the ass.. i cant imagine him on proud.. he teleports way to friggin much.. lol..

Wasn't all that hard, actually. Once Again helps.

I've beaten the game; the final boss is actually difficult. clearly, they took the complaints about Ansem in the first game to heart.

However, I still have quibbles about the game, mostly the lack of Organization XIII interaction. The game gives the impression of a cohesive group, but we only see a single scene where two members actually talk to each other; and it's on the last world.

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you must be in the FINAL WORLD to get it

No, you don't. You simply have to Drive after

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the "fight" with Roxas.

Originally Posted by JazzFlight

fill in all of the Jiminy Journal

Hahahaha. Good luck on that. Especially if you suck at skateboarding, as I do.

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Originally Posted by SOLDIER

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I notice how there seems to be a diversity in age between the members. It's my guess that the first members, like no. 1, are the oldest, and the ones who join after are younger, with no. 13 being the youngest. That would explain why the last member is around Sora's age, while Axel is about 2-3 years older. Am I correct here?

No, Chain of Memories states that No. XI Marluxia is a "neophyte" and the leader's original self is clearly stated to be "young". The numbers have to do with seniority in the Organization.

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Nomura keeps saying he's not making a Final Mix version of Kingdom Hearts II.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by blisteredhands

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When it says to meet Sephiroth again, does this mean you have to beat him? Or is there a way to just talk to him? I found him again in Radiant Garden at the end of that path during the 1000 heartless fight. I initiated battle and died before I could even move. ;_;

Yes, you have to defeat him. He always starts the battle with a reaction command, so I suggest pushing the triangle button rapidly as the fight starts.

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Why the fuck would that be a glitch? Use your common sense.

It's called AntiForm and is the result of Driving too much and the chances of getting it are higher in Organization XIII battles.

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Originally Posted by Kuhazan

as to why the fuck it would be a glitch? Oh thats simple... other games I've played have had glitches where NPCs or player characters just turn completely black...

And entirely change the polygon model, command menu, and attacking in such a clean fashion?

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And how do you get Final Form? I have it already, I just don't know how I got it.

Same way you get AntiForm after you get past the first room in the World That never Was.

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And when did Kairi become A Heartless

Read the Secret Ansem Reports.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by SOLDIER

Hey. Asshole. How are you?

Mark your spoilers, dispshit.

Thanks.

I'm not quite sure how something that never happened is a spoiler, but alrighty, then.

And when did Riku turn into A Fag

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

No excuse for what? Answering some guy's question? You'll have to excuse me if I don't take your excessive needs in mind.

Christ, you whine more than the Snape kills Dumbledore people. Shouldn't you be busy giving all of your energy to a 101 minute-long movie?

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No. All you get is a different ending image. The one that's already on the case.

I was speaking idiomatically.

(x)(x)(x)(x)(x)(x)(x)(/\)(o)(x)(x)(x)(x)(x)(x)(x)(x)(x)(x)(x)(/\)(o)(x)(x)(x)
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Slip in a couple of Cures and you've pretty much ogt the game down to a pat.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Shenlon

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When A heartless is made a nobody is also created. Sora became a heartless and created a nobody. When Kairi's heart entered sora she was saved herself from becoming a heartless right? so why did she create a nobody? Was her body just left off as her heart left.

EDIT: Wait a minute >_< how were kairi and her nobody standing side by side.

Read the Secret Ansem Reports.

FELIPE NO

You realize you're supposed to read the entire thing?

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Naminé was formed when Sora became a Heartless. Her creation used Kairi's heart and Sora's body and soul. That's why she's a "special Nobody". Kairi couldn't have a Nobody otherwise, as her heart was too pure to produce a Heartless.

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Originally Posted by Elrasiel

DiZ is actually VERY complex

No. No, he's not.

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Pissy former scientist king having a change of heart isn't complex. At all.

No, the name salad isn't complex, either.

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