I often feel like I need a chirocpractor, or just a personal masseuse

. My back has just always been bothering me for the last couple years. I crack my back and neck quite regularly, which is supposedly bad. It's probably just from years of poor posture: slouching, etc. I've mentioned it to some doctors, and there's nothing wrong with my back.. so it is my posture. I just need to work on it I gues, but I fail. A regular massage would be great though (which is why I have one of those pricey massage chairs, but it just doesn't reach everywhere I want a rub). :/.
Jam it back in, in the dark.