You are a Darwin Award candidate

Two stories come to mind.

March 6, 2006. (I know because it's in my journal. Hey, that's a few days after GFF returned!) Anyway, I was coming back late from class... on a Monday night, and I had to make it in time for 24... it was gonna be the epic double hour of Bauer. You can read the details in my entry from that time, but basically, I was dodging traffic and "walking quickly" across highways all because THERE WAS NOT ENOUGH TIME. I made it though with seconds to spare. That's all that mattered...

Sophomore year of college. I forget when exactly, but I was with my ultimate friends (frisbee, foos). We were gonna play at our university's football field, so we wanted to "break in." While there ended up being an easier way, I decided to scale a ~18-foot gate. I got over it, but the points at the top caught the lens of my glasses, putting a crack in it. That could've gone so bad in so many different ways. It could've been my eye that got stabbed, or the lens could've shattered onto my face or something. Whew. Lucky naman. I didn't even notice it until after I landed and got into the light and wondered why my vision was a bit blurry. Anyway, more impressive was how I got over the gate... both awesome and retarded. =p

Jam it back in, in the dark.