Slang You Regret

There was a time where a group of my friends consistently used "modus pwnd." I felt like shooting them in both kneecaps and asking, "Where's my money?"

Between my roommate, another friend, and I, we have coined a myriad (hundreds) of words and phrases and even... actions demonstrating our retardedness.. er... ridiculousness. Some words include: "GAMF, BAMF, zon't, Clutch Jodan, Rawr Foo, roffle, der." Some phrases include: "well, look at this morose mother fucker... looks like someone shit in his cereal", "take that fact. chew on it", and "biggety bam! no more shit stains in your undies." a new one that's coming about is "jejune bastard." An exemplary action has been my roommate and mine's high-five fake over-the-head.

Mind you, all the above mentioned words, phrases, and actions have been said/used at least once every single fucking day of my college life.

Jam it back in, in the dark.