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I'll be needing those toys as soon as possible. =p
First two episodes done. I assume we'll continue the rule of no spoiler tags required after the episode aired... Man, so how aobut the end of that first episode: reminiscent of the "hacksaw." <3 And what the hell: we had a :jackfail: there. I guess he's allowed one just as I'm allowed one :nazfail: ever. No worries though, he can only get more awesome from here. Also, Palmer's sister brings me back to a statement a while back. The females in 24 really do just bring unnecessary complications/problems into the day. We can forgive Chloe because she's Chloe, but Wayne's sister yo... get out. IS IT MONDAY YET? Most amazing jew boots |
I just made a necessary 24 addition to my signature. <3
My heart's still racing. Clearly, I'm assigning myself 24-related tasks to do for the next 21 hours. ![]() There's nowhere I can't reach. |
GET ME JACK BAUER IMMEDIATELY
Yeah. Oh my God. I was speechless about the events at the end. But, yeah, comments from the earlier parts... "Anacostia Detention Center... where are all the black people?" "Man, I miss David aka Dennis aka the Big Brown Bear aka the All-American out of Xavier. What happened to 'WE DO NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS!'?" Dang. Wayne Palmer gets the start with 24's immortalized words. It's time to start the list: "THERE IS NOT ENOUGH TIME" 1. Wayne Palmer "DAMMIT"* 1. Wayne Palmer 2. Bill Buchanan * This one's probably inaccurate since I didn't check the first two episodes for it. Feel free to correct. For those of you watched the leaked 24 episodes, you will be receiving your dude licenses back on a provisional basis. It was truly an unforgivable act of treason, but a full parson from the President may be coming because of how fucking awesome this premiere was. Anyway, I wanna text "24" to "Jack". ![]() This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Manning confirmed dead. ;_;
Then again, they say Tony is deceased too, but we all know we're anticipating the return of Zombie Almeida and the quote of the season: "TONY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!" "...I am..." I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
This may be way more analyzing than necessary for this show, but after watching the premiere again (
![]() Screw it. Forget I typed anything. I'm just in 24 withdrawal already. IS IT MONDAY YET? ;_; I was speaking idiomatically. |
hot 24 quote action returns. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
![]() FELIPE NO |
jack: "i can't do this anymore..." *NUCLEAR EXPLOSION* jack: "alright, i'm back." ![]() Most amazing jew boots |
"Protecting family is important; I believe your dead wife would agree."
Damn, son. There's a quote from the preview that was fucking awesome, but I can't use it until next week. As said, not much tonight, but something big's gonna happen. The anticipation is growing. Fuck this week shit. Grr. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
![]() Also, with the departure of Karen Hayes, there is room for another bear to return... a POLAR BEAR. Yes, this guy is no joke; he's MIKE NOVICK. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
![]() Man... one Bauer down. Well, that was a pretty huge ending. This episode was beast, as expected. The double Bauer hour next week is a bit earlier this season than last. Good stuff. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Oh yeah. I was lollin' at that interrogation scene:
JACK GOING CRAAAAZY *hugs brother* "2 CCs!" GOING CRAAAZY "You will begin to experience pain I can't even begin to describe." *hugs brother* "2 CCs!" "PICK UP THE SYRINGE! DO IT NOW!" "4 CCs" *hugs brother* ... I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Two hours of Bauers tonight. It's a little earlier this year, but I remember almost dying on my trying to make it back for this epic event. There should be no such issue this time... hopefully. *knocks on wooden desk*
I was speaking idiomatically. |
Note to self: stop watching the previews. =/
But reiterating all the major points of the episode, already stated:
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Wasn't it the double Bauer hour last season where that gas attack happened? In that case, we remember Edgar. One year ago (our time, kinda), you died. RIP.
On unrelated notes, gotta mention... Graem Bauer will carry on the Bauer legacy. He will rise from the dead. Also, still waiting on Heller to make his appearance. =p FELIPE NO |
Just stop wondering. Save yourself a headache: just make a bet, sit back, and watch.
![]() Anyway, didn't see that end coming at all, though I was hoping for the third rising from the dead of Jack Bauer, this time from a bullet wound to the back of the head. Oh, well. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
![]() Oh, and awesome quoting: "Drop your weapon, or I will use mine!" Or Jack's tutorial on how to use a gun: "You know how to use it? Point and shoot." ![]() Jam it back in, in the dark. |
So, what I learned from today's episode: Victoria's Secret is the sexiest lingerie in the world. They also keep reinventing the bra. I can only conclude that women keep inventing new boobs. Jack pretty much took hour to dress up. Probably went to the bathroom too. I've never seen this before. What the hell? K, DVR'd Heroes time. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
But we had the introduction of Kari Matchett. <3
She's definitely evil. I vote for her. What's her character? Lisa, right? Gotta lynch dat. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Martha handling that knife prior to the out-of-nowhere stab was actually one of the most intense scenes this season. ![]() Jack's on pace for a record low kill count in a single day. =/ I was speaking idiomatically. |
![]() What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Oh yeah, I failed to make a comment about Doyle.
Yeah, so I had a dream that he was played by Chuck Norris... How ya doing, buddy? |
Jack Bauer's gonna start cutting himself. =/
I doubt she's dead too. It might be a story that picks up at the end of this day maybe for a later season. Anyway, I agree with evil, I mean Plarom. Nadia's probably being set up, and Milo wants to bang her. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Milo really wants to bang Nadia. The big question this season is if Nadia wants to bang Milo. 24: INTENSE DRAMA... and THERE IS NOT ENOUGH TIME. *WOMP WOMP*
Anyway, while we're being blasphemous, I'm all for a spin-off show about "everyday life" at CTU. Chloe... Jam it back in, in the dark. |