Do you have a criminal record?

Nay. No criminal record for me nor any driving infractions (no license yet! ha!).

I only got in trouble in high school for minor things, like playing games in the lab, bypassing securities, getting people's passwords, being ridiculously awesome in class, i.e. getting detention (usually french...), or being late.

College was more fun as I'd join in on our "riots" after various sporting events, as we crowd the streets and set stuff on fire. It's fun to run away from the police anti-mod squad with their bats, shields, and rubber bullets. I've never been shot though. I guess there's also the bunch of antics/pranks I did in college with friends. One, involving the placement of a large Kool-Aid Man stand-up in front of a large hole in a brick wall that a truck had crashed though, almost got us in trouble because apparently they put some banner up to cover it... but that banner was missing when we were operating our mission. That was awesome.

Jam it back in, in the dark.