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The only thing better on a hot dog than ketchup is hot sauce. And the hotter the hot sauce, the better!
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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There's nowhere I can't reach.
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There is this small "gormet" hot dog chain in my area called Super Duper Weenie. I've heard about them for years but never went to one until they opened a store down the road from me.
I ordered a dog and a drink and balked when he asked for $7.50. That alone was enough that I'd never come back again. So I went to the condiment section and found... no ketchup. "I hope you're not looking for ketchup" says the cashieer, who was probably not even thirty and still couldn't grow a five o'clock shadow. "Actually, I was" "We dont serve ketchup on hot dogs here. Thats just wrong. Why would you even do that? It's disgusting" "Excuse me, you fucking asshole? If this is the way you treat your customers, it's no wonder why theres no one else in here. Fuck you." And I spit on the hot dog and left it in front of him and left. They closed about four months later due to "lack of business". This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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Then again - look at all other styles of Chicago food. They fucked up pizza and you can't even find good Chinese in that town. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
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