Needing Some Counsel

God, you're stupid.

You left someone to date someone else? Is there anything more shallow? It doesn't even sound like your previous relationship had any problems beyond the norm - but you had to trade him in for someone else? You're a stone cunt and you deserve to feel the way you do.

I hope your guilt brings you grey hairs and bad karma.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

Jeez, LeHah. How is it a bad thing to "leave" someone to whom you're not even married to date someone else?

I fail to see how marriage has anything to do with my point. My point is - you're suppose to stick to someone until it doesn't work. See, I don't ditch friends because I make new and more interesting friends - nor would I ditch my girlfriend because some new and more interesting girl came into my life.

The very basis of my arguement is that you stick it out with the person you're with. Isn't that the very idea behind marriage? Or did you not understand the vows you said?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

By your rationale, everyone would marry the first person they dated.

And by your rationale, no one would ever be married because they'd be playing musical chairs for their entire lives.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

I think it's a pretty safe bet that if someone else looks so much more appealing to you that you'd leave your boyfriend or girlfriend for him or her, there are problems enough in the relationship to justify a break-up.

You were a slut in high school, weren't you?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

Why not? My whole point is, she is NOT married to this guy, and she's probably very young on top of that. Why does she have any obligation to stay with him being that they are not married?

If you need marriage to stay with someone, you're obviously unable to keep friends or be around other men without being tempted to strip them down and suck them off.

Alice, why do you need marriage to be loyal?

Originally Posted by Azral

and LeHah... you talk out of your ass a lot... so stop attacking her.

Eat a dick, you nobody.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

Well, yeah. The jealousy thing is sort of what clued me in to how old she must be. That's just plain silly. Typical high school girl mentality.

Yeah because once you're past 18, you never feel jealousy again! Silly high school drama!

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

But I completely endorse ditching someone when someone better comes along at her age and station in life. You're only young once. Why tie yourself down to someone you know isn't right for you at that age?

Drive up to Connecticut because I want to fuck you in the ass, Alice. Because, as everyone knows, I'm better than your husband.

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

I had a great time, and it gives me something to laugh about now.

"Ahahaha! I sucked so much cock in high school! HYSTERICAL"

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Originally Posted by Sassafrass

Its no lesson in life, and its never OKAY, no matter how old you are.

I disagree Sass! See, gang rape is the great equalizer!

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

And LeHah, why does it always have to be my ass?

Id like to see your jugs flap as you squeal in surprise and delight.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

You see, this isn't like you were asking "GEE. I wonder if I could be his friend again." This is "Man, I totally want him."

Word. If you want him back, I suggest you get on your knees and take him in your mouth a couple times before even asking him if you two could get back together.

Jam it back in, in the dark.