Beer Thread

Bass is my standard issue.

For special occasions its Sam Smith Oatmeal Stout.

For getting absolutely wrecked beyond the ability to walk its Dogfish Head World Wide Stout (18% ABV)

First beer I ever had was New Castle. Its been downhill ever since.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I like how you make this awful generic post - but dissed my old-ass post because I actually know what I'm talking about.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Randi

Dude, you said New Castle was the best beer you've ever tried

1.) You're posting in a thread based specifically on personal opinion. Being critical of it and then posting yours is a failure in logic on your part.

2.) I didn't say it was the best beer I ever had. Please go back and check what you read and then note at no point did I edit the post to prove you wrong.

3.) English may be your second language and if thats the case, I apologize when I point out that I purposely formed the sentence in a specific manner to suggest that drinking has become a vice for me, thus leading to the "down hill" I mentioned in that post. If English is your common tongue, please become a functioning, literate person before you ever reply to me again.

4.) I worked in one of the largest liquor stores in my state for 5 years, where we stocked over 100 different bottles of domestic, import and mico brews from all over the world. Nevermind that we also sold thousands of types of wine, hard liquor and anything revolving around or involving alcohol in some form or fashion. Whatever streetwise smarts you picked up from drinking OE while smoking and joking on the street corner with your hoodrat friends doesn't amount to shit and/or fuck because I had to sell this shit via store and distributor in amounts and quality that would probably make your brain numb over.

5.) Balls to your chin, bitch.

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Originally Posted by Randi

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