Michael Jackson dies, aged 50

MSNBC and LA Times report he's dead. CNN says coma.

Its a toss up at this point.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Dullenplain

The deaths of two celebrities in the USA doesn't quite qualify as a crazy day compared with the unrest going on in Tehran.

I care a shitload more about the guy who use to sing on the radio than a bunch of people I'll never meet in another country I'll never go to.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Skexis

Should we notify you when we're dealing with populations of 50 million or more?

I mean, I'd just like to know the cutoff for your forced nonchalance.

The cut-off is when you're on a plane to Iran to get your hands dirty with the situation directly. Anyone else is just color commentary.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by RacinReaver

You're right. That wall in Germany coming down didn't effect anyone outside of the country.

Yeah, because your 10 year old ass felt the need to return to the fatherland and help knock it down.

Stop trying to have emotional investments where there are none. Can we get back to the topic again?

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Araes

There's a part of me that can't help wonder whether it was a sweaty little boy who called 911.

1997 called, they said that joke wasn't funny even back then.

I was speaking idiomatically.