At an inate level, I am scared of girls.

Originally Posted by Gift of Game

No. You get to know each other a little on each date. That's when you talk. Less is more. Dating is what will put you in the best seat in the house. Girlfriend hunting is not a matter of talking and texting someone's ears off until you're ready to hold hands. That's a common and unfortunate misconception.

While I don't disagree with what Devo said either - this has a lot of fact in it. It seems to be a thing of our current age - though perhaps for people younger than I - that younger people seem to feel... entitled to relationships without doing anything that actually equates to *working* at it?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Guy Axelrod

Ohhh man... Nah this is TOO easy.

Yes, you are.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I read this thread while eating a huge tub of yogurt. Then I took a really huge shit in the toilet.

Yogurt, shit and this thread. Which one is the bigger mess?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by slessman

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy would teach you to be more comfortable around girls

My cognitive behavioral therapy of kicking the crap out of you would teach you not to be a weirdo Internet narcissistic psychoanalyst.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by slessman

Wow, you are not a nice person at all are you?

Originally Posted by slessman

Also, who is psychoanalyzing whom when you are calling me a narcissist?

Originally Posted by slessman

If anything I am a nice, helpful person and that apparently irritates you.

I was speaking idiomatically.