How old is too old?

Originally Posted by David4516

I'm 24, and I still haven't had sex. I've been waiting to find that "specail someone". I don't want to just sleep with any girl. I want to actually fall in love and all that stuff. But I still haven't found a girl that I really care for.

Coming from a clinical sex addict - Sex is incredibly overrated.

It's all about expending energy uselessly. You fuck around with your partner's bits that they keep in their pants for most of the day, you squirm and squeal and release some reactionary fluids and flop around like fish.

Then what?

I have a dour outlook on sex for various reasons in my past. The long and short of it is that I had what ever guy ever wanted - I was fucking girls left and right about three years ago and without any attachment. But after a while, you realize they're using you as a human vibrator (thankfully, not as a human sperm bank) and it kind of ruins whatever ideas you had about women before you stuck yourself in her slot.

Sex complicates shit no matter how hard you try. And then theres stuff like if you and your partner are clean or compatible. Back hair. Smells. Getting your partner to orgasm. I knew one chick into being hit in the face - another into fisting and yet another into felching, though I thankfully never slept with that last one because I certainly would've hit her in the face, just to get the fuck away.

Seriously though, dude. Look for a rewarding relationship. If someone gets up in your shit about you being a virgin just tell them that you'd rather that then passing their mom around from the mailman to the milkman.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

No shame with the right hand. I mean, sure I have to use both myself but no one does it better than yourself.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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Admit it, LeHah. ADMIT

As long as Eva Angelina does porn, theres nothing to admit

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

Thats a very interesting thing for a person who hates the internet (and everyone on it) to say! I hope you see my point! <3

I hate the internet. I don't hate pornography. Porno doesn't make dumb posts about Final Fantasy games or 24 or why Rick Berman ruined Star Trek.

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Originally Posted by Sassafrass

A man on the internet says "I don't need to have sex with ladies, so long as I have my porn and right hand!"

This man hates every stereotype of "internet geek" available.

Your statement makes the incorrect assumption that you have to be an internet geek to enjoy pornography.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

But when they start saying things like "I don't need to have sex with women when I have Eva Angelina!" - THATS kind of creepy, see. Very internet-geek-esque, what with the "I have X, so I don't need sex!"

Eva Angelina doesn't bitch at me to clean the dishes or to take her out to some expensive restaraunt. She doesn't make fun of me for having so many DVDs, she doesn't talk back, doesn't say things to hurt me.

She just bends over and says "aaaaah"

So who the fuck are you to say anything, fatbody? I didn't know you were the judge of all the earth, didn't know you were here to pass sentence. Ready to throw e-rocks at me because you're some high-n-mighty bush-eating fat-fag-tag-jamrag dinosaur beast of a woman.

You pass judgement on my habits when you willing sleep with a man that could be mistaken for a horse fetus? Please, honey, adults are talking.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?