What are the five dumbest things you've ever done?

Honestly Mo0, if thats the dumbest things you've done, you're either pretty fucking smart or simply just good at avoiding things.

5.) Fell head over heels for a girl in a summer romance cliche. It was all going well until she decided to go to college way far away. Out of spite, I fucked her just-turned 18 year old sister. (Still friends with both but its never the same)

4.) My opinion on education is "fuck school". I wish I was a better student, but I hate rote, I hate most people my age and Jesus Christ classes are BORING.

3.) The internet. Anyone who says otherwise is a fucking idiot.

2.) Countless situations on the West Coast that never came to fruition. Invites to recording sessions, invites to go work at music labels, etc

1.) I was very briefly in email contact with Shirley Walker. Sure, I'd had the chance to talk to other composers more famous but this was the woman who headed off all the music for Batman: TAS - the show that got me listening to film music. She was really professional with me - the first email was a "I'm a little busy, please contact me again in X months". The second email, while warmer, was "I'm sorry to ask for more time, but my husband of 20+ years has recently died of cancer".

The third time I emailed her she was just sitting down to do music for Black Christmas and that she wanted to get back to me soon, and thanked me for giving her the wide birdth I had.

She suffered a stroke a few weeks later, slipped into a coma and died. I never got a chance to tell her in full detail how she had changed my life.

Jam it back in, in the dark.