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[Movie] Max Payne
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Old Jul 10, 2008, 07:32 AM #1 of 23
Mila Kunis? This movie sucks already.

Jam it back in, in the dark.
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Old Jul 10, 2008, 11:21 AM #2 of 23
Wow, phew, I'm glad you didn't say "Directed by Uwe Boll". Thank God.
John Moore isn't exactly up-to-snuff himself.

Behind Enemy Lines was shit and the Omen remake (which I refused to watch for a number of reasons) came and went like a John in a Vietnamese whore house.

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Old Jul 13, 2008, 09:19 AM #3 of 23
Omen was a decent one
No it wasn't. You can't improve on a Richard Donner movie.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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Old Jul 14, 2008, 08:33 AM #4 of 23
It was a damn near word for word remake with better special effects and heavy application of a blue filter towards the end.
So... you mean to tell me that its possible to replace Gregory Peck or David Warner?

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Old Jul 14, 2008, 09:38 AM #5 of 23
LeHah admitted himself not to have seen the remake, the script is all but word for word lifted from the original
I believe a critic summed up the remake very well - "Exactly like the original, but with cell phones. So - why bother at all?"

Original screenwriter David Seltzer questioned why anyone would bother remaking the film so exactly - and this was after they payed him some giant bundles of cash.

(Anyway, this is all OT - lets move on?)

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