Words to live by

Originally Posted by SouthJag

"To know yourself is the greatest tool you'll ever own."

I perfer the biblical "he who conquers himself is greater than he who conquers (seven) city/cities."

Jam it back in, in the dark.

"I have known many gods. He who denies them is as blind as he who trusts them too deeply. I seek not beyond death. It may be the blackness averred by the Nemedian skeptics, or Crom's realm of ice and cloud, or the snowy plains and vaulted halls of the Nordheimer's Valhalla. I know not, nor do I care. Let me live deep while I live; let me know the rich juices of red meat and stinging wine on my palate, the hot embrace of white arms, the mad exultation of battle when the blue blades flame and crimson, and I am content. Let teachers and priests and philosophers brood over questions of reality and illusion. I know this: if life is illusion, then I am no less an illusion, and being thus, the illusion is real to me. I live, I burn with life, I love, I slay, and am content."

- Robert E Howard, "Queen of the Black Coast" (1934)

How ya doing, buddy?

"No one should ever have any object placed inside their asshole that's larger than a fist and less loving than a dildo"

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.