The Happening

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

Spoiler:

I think the intended twist was the genre of the movie, no joke.

Spoiler:

The twist is that there wasn't a twist ending

Originally Posted by Magus-Cie

Truly the worst two movies I have ever seen.

Eh, everyone on the internet says this at some point. Its like peope bringing up Manos: The Hands Of Fate back in 1997. Its a stupid posturing thing that by naming the worst movie currently known on the internet, you attempt to trump the arguement.

I can name a list of major Hollywood movies that are a LOT worse than anything in this thread.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by avanent

This is considered civilized behavior here?

You want civilization, you can come talk to me, cocksucker.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I come from the opposite end of the spectrum. Since I'm an intellectual in real life, I found The Sixth Sense to be a complete piece of fucking crap.

Then again, once you read Ambrose Bierce, it becomes ingrained in your head that anything you read is going to end "BUT HES BEEN DEAD THE WHOLE TIME". Be that as it may, I thought the whole movie was a bore and haven't bothered to watch it since it was in theaters when theres things like pornography to download and old episodes of The Outer Limits to watch.

I love - love love love - Unbreakable. Admittedly, I grew up a comic book nerd, so to see someone make a slow-paced, more-thoughtful genre movie, it was really up my alley (additionally, I really like the original Hulk movie, despite its obvious flaws, for similar reasons).

Now, here is where we come into avanent's problem. Despite M Night Mcfuckincheese making one incredibly overrated movie that everyone liked and one really good movie that a lot less people liked - we can all agree on one thing and thats everything past Unbreakable was a steady decline into Retardoworld. No one gives a fuck or shit or goddamn that you think otherwise - not only are you just some shovefuck on the Internet who does nothing, means nothing and probably hocks Junior Mints into a urinal at ten paces to make a living - but you've never bothered to prove otherwise.

You have Pulitzer Prize winning critics and people who've seen more movies than you and I have seen squared by the amount of animals Sassafrass has consumed in her eternal war against the Secret Secular Bovine Society. You have basically everyone on TV and in print and on the Internet - everyone from Joe Sixpack to billionaires to people who work at sock plants picking lint out of machines - disliking this guy's crappy movies for dumbasses.

Feel lonely yet?

You, and by you I mean *you* by whatever ugly Christian name your parents saw fit to brand you with, have against you what is apparently every genius, middleman, dullard and dumbass the Internet and the rest of the world has to offer. You are not smart enough to overcome the stupid and too stupid to overcome the smart. Face it - your opinion means jack shit because you mean jack shit and you came to the right place; GFF is full of people who mean jack shit. After all, we let Minion in.

In all honesty, if you're part of M Night Scatophile's fan base, no wonder everyone else in the world hates you and him.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by avanent

Lehah: I stated that the happening was not a strong movie, and could have been better. I was entertained, as I found the directing itself somewhat interesting. Never said I liked the movie.

For someone who was simply "entertained", the lady doth protest too much.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Encephalon

No... You know what WAS a B-movie? GRINDHOUSE. And even THAT schlock was a hell of a lot funnier than this.

One of these lines is false. Can you, the viewers at home, figure out which one?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Or entertaining. Or well-made. Or worth mentioning.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by sprouticus

The only problem with Grindhouse was Death Proof. It was B-movie-like...

Actually, your last part there is exactly the problem. You don't set out to make a b-movie - thats just pastiche. A real b-movie tries to be more than its budget or talent allows. Similarly, you don't go out and say "I'm going to make a Blaxploitation movie". John Singleton tried to update that genre with Shaft seven years ago and it fell on its face.

M Night Shitmypantsohgod's statement that The Happening is a b-movie seems to be more akin to the Aesop fable about the fox who couldn't get the grapes - his movie failed, so he's back-peddling in an attempt to save face.

FELIPE NO

See Deni.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Deni understood my ability to use words, hopefully you too will be able to succeed in such a way.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

So how many times exactly are you going to spam up the thread?

And you keep replying to it because...?

Also - is this thread really worth saving to begin with? You went at it with that other dumbass for *an entire page* before accusing me of spaming in *one post*.

There's nowhere I can't reach.