Age Barriers in Romance

Heres how it works:

1.) Is She Of Legal Age To Fuck? If Answer Is Yes, Go To Number 2
2.) Do Her Tits Sag Yet? If Answer Is No, Go To Number 3
3.) Are You Sure You Can Stand Her Outside Of The Bedroom? If Answer Is Yes, Go To Number 4
4.) You Have Covered All Possibilities.

(The idea that people have an "age range" is nice... if you're trying to say you won't rape your friend's 11 year old sister. Otherwise, stop trying to be Dudley Doright by saying you have limitations and simply be Dudley Doherintheass by saying what you mean - "As long as its legal". This place is getting to be too moral intensive.)

Jam it back in, in the dark.

EDIT Eh, nevermind

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by RacinReaver

So you're saying that people from eastern, latino, black, native american, and any other group you can think of have the same exact pressures and interpretations of what "mature" mean as WASPy New England?

So you're saying some white college guy on the internet is able to make statements about WASPs from New England?

(See, I can play ball and sound like a conceited asshole too - but I'm not on staff, so its not tolerated.)

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Originally Posted by crimsonsabre

Hey, no need to get prissy about my religious views. It's not like I'm yakking my mouth off about God or something, merely a passive statement (albeit stupid in your eyes) that might have an effect on thought. That is, unless from what I read your hate for Christians.

Well, thats the problem with religious people. Everything you say or have a thought on is based on your religious beliefs and everyone else perceives it that way.

Like Bruce Hornsby said "Thats just the way it is".

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by RacinReaver

I'm a white college guy from the North East that grew up in a town where him being half-jew made him one of the most diverse students in his graduating class of 750. I think I have experience living with a bunch of WASPs.

I've gone to a bank, I guess that means I know what every Jew in the world is like.

I've gone to the ghetto, I guess thats all there is to black people.

I've read your posts on GFF, its a safe assumption theres nothing more to you than chestbeating.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by a lurker

I want to know what virgin propped this post.

I don't think you have to be a virgin to prop a post by Ayos. On the other hand, I think you do have to be a total numbskull.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by DarkMageOzzie

Oh wait one of my friends did that and is getting divorced because his psycho wife cheated on him.

I suggest finding smarter friends; their obvious stupidity will eventually rub off on you.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by ramoth

"What's the point of this movie? All they do is spray each other with seltzer and attempt to poke each other in the eye."

Yeah, but see, thats funny.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by DarkMageOzzie

I hate to bring this back up, but it's kind of interesting. People where questioning the fact that I asked out a girl that I thought was 17. Well I didn't know this, but apparently in Michigan(Where I live), the age of consent is 16.

Age of Consent only applies at that age if you yourself are 17 or 18. Otherwise, you have to wait until shes 18 to sleep with her.

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Originally Posted by Shively

You can shape, train and mold that perfect mate.

Convict 27B-661 agrees with you and will meet you in the hydroponics lab tonight at 3 am to mold your asshole into his pleasure canal!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Admiral Ranger

Nobody objected when I hit on a fourteen year old. Oh, but I was in Canada then, wasn't I?

Yes, well, this is the kind of pseudo-edgy crap we've come to expect from you. Its like seeing the same episode of Loonatics Unleashed over and over and over and over.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Admiral Ranger

But I gotta ask... Ever been to central Canada, LeHah? You ought to check it out, you might even be able to find a girl to put her lips on that tiny dick this tough-guy shtick is undoubtedly covering up.

It doesn't take much to point out you were in Canada for that very reason? See, with no effort, I can be internet clever like you.

And again, this is typical crap from you. I mean, I come off as a tough guy on the internet because I talk that game in real life too. You can ask anyone we've both met. On the other hand, you come off as a third-rate impersonator of Bill Murray in Where The Buffalo Roam. Maybe its life experience or being a little older but anyone worth two-bits can see your act isn't even a good one, let alone an honest one.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

So, the guy who claims I'm getting in a slap fight is the guy who's posting a picture of me about sixty seconds after I woke up in the morning. Thats like punching someone to prove how non-violent you are.

Further, why is it that you have a problem with me poking that guy in the eye - but everyone agrees to gangbang on him in chat, with exactly the same things I brought up here? You can't have it both ways, kiddo.

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Second, do you honestly expect any of us to believe that this guy freely pontificates his condescending bullshit to a soul while commanding any sort of respect?

I'll half-agree with this. Frank is something of a black/white arguement. There ARE people who handjob this guy's ego, though. They shouldn't, you don't feed the animals and you don't enable the stupid - but people do it anyway, no matter who tells them what.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I was going to type something long and expository but decided it was in everyone's best interest if I didn't. So heres a picture of Anna Paquin's fat ass.



What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

I'm so disappointed by the diffusion LeHah offered for this stupid argument. SADFACE.

Why are you disappointed I posted a picture of a woman's fat ass?

Originally Posted by RacinReaver

Well, to be fair, being a college guy going out with a highschooler is a bit more of a social stigma than being a senior going out with a freshman in high school.

I'm not entirely sure I agree with this. While, yeah, the age thing is a huge gap due to social circles - but I do know we heckled the shit out of a friend for dating a Freshman our senior year in high school. (Yes, okay, so she looked like a dog. Thats not the point.)

That is to say - college buddies would high five you for picking up a 17 year old because she likes "older, more mature men" while your friends would snicker and jab you in the ribs for taking out a freshman while in high school.

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My friends were too busy screaming about Walter Truett Anderson while drunk to care about picking up the prom queen.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

Interests like hanging out at the mall, lip gloss, and Nickelodeon?

I'm sure they have long, interesting discussions about the most recent episodes of DeGrassi!

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Originally Posted by Fireman Joe

I hardly need to justify myself to people on the internet I don't know, but to put your cynical mind to rest

Sass may say shes not a good judge of character - but here you are saying "I don't have to validate myself to you but I will anyway".

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

That is, of course, until her parents find out!

While you can't get in trouble unless you try to hook your nosepickers into her gorilla slit, the parents can certainly tell the police whats going on between you and an underaged girl and then put up some kind of legal restriction.

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Originally Posted by Janus X

I think older men are usually more mature.

I see you lack a great deal of life experience, young padawan.

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Originally Posted by Encephalon

Either you just condoned pedophilia or you're worse at simple arithmetic than a kindergarten student with autism.

For someone I find a constant bore, that was one hell of a funny.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Someone crashes a car and you kind of feel bad.

Someone backs the car up and purposely hits the wall dead-on a second time, you stop to watch and wonder why in the fuck they're doing that.

Someone backs up the car and smashes it repeatedly into the same wall over and over, you just walk away.

Which one are YOU, Shively? The reactions you're getting should answer that for you.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Shively

What ever one it is I could care less dude. I already made my point on this thread.

Well, you have me there.

Just don't get bent out of shape because you gave everyone here good reason to deride you unerringly until the end of time.

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Originally Posted by Janus X

I don't think i've live a trauma strong enough to intentionally look for much older men.

So ... you look for them unintentionally?

Yes, I see.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

You're too dumb to recognize what's going on, and you're old enough to give it thought.

One of these statements is wrong.

Can you, the viewers at home, see which one it is?

How ya doing, buddy?