Watching the right movie with the wrong people...

A good reaction to your rude guest should've been a rather funny line cut from Chappelle's Show:

"You want me to flip that chair over and stomp your mouth? Its the only thing moving"

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Megalith

All of my films are played back at 105dB.

Not unlike your stupidity

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by joshi

the entire duration of Lost In Translation, my mom and dad would not shut up about how boring it was. but then they really enjoy movies like Doom and Madagascar, so fuck them.

So - you like shitty movies and then get angry that they like shittier movies than you?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.