Gal Pal problems.

Originally Posted by SMX

The more you deal with shit like this, the more bitter and psychotic you get.

Living proof of that, baby.

Look, coming on to her now will only make her start closing herself off to you. She's in a shitty relationship now and she doesn't need a friend crawling up her ass with more feelings given the hostile "feeling" enviroment she's in now.

Drop that shit like its yellow cake. GTFO and don't look back.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Aequitas

Yeah, I was planning on waiting awhile before telling her anything I think.

I gotta ask - how old are you? I think I was having these problems when flannel was "in" and My So Called Life wasn't yet canceled.

Look don't even bother telling her you like her. She knows it - she's just stringing you along because she knows you don't have it in you to just grab her hand and put it on your trouser snake. See, because you're such a nice guy - you won't try something stupid like kiss her or masturbate using her panties.

She's doing this because she's deranged like her boyfriend, just in a more subtle way.

Women are shit. Holla.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Aequitas

What exactly do you mean by stringing me along?

If she knows you've liked her for a while, why did she hook up with this other, abusive guy? She skipped over you, man. You're second-string, you're Ducky from Pretty In Pink.

"If you want someone to love you, open your heart. If you want someone to be obsessed with you, close it."

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Aequitas

Well I'm going to be at art school tonight and if he does actually try anything to hurt her I will punch him hard in the face.

Okay, NO.

Firstly, what you do is this - you get the girl behind you and calmly say to him "We're leaving". And then leave.

LEAVE. Don't saunter away, don't curse him out, don't do anything theatrical. Just pack your shit and GTFO.

Okay, see, heres how the law will work in your favor. What happens is that if (God Help Us) police were to get involved, you'd be cuffed for taking a swing at him, even if it was in protection of the girl. When an office arrives on the scene and sees one guy on the ground and someone else standing over him, Officer Joe Schmo automaticly has to assume that the one standing was the aggressor and did something like break a bottle over the other guy's head or the like.

However, if you actually give a real attempt to defuse the situation by leaving the scene and he attacks you, THEN it's self-defense. Barring stuff thats excessively violent like curbstomps or breaking his windpipe, you're in the right to protect yourself from bodily harm until he's no longer a threat. Don't stomp him like a nigger once he's on the ground - thats excessive force and he could sue. However, if you try to walk out and he comes at you with a haymaker, all you need to do is put all the weight into the heel of your foot and bring it to his knee and break that shit. He's out of the fight.

I don't agree with getting into a fight nor you breaking people's knees but this is fucking truth, son.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Anyone ever tell you that you drain all the fun out of nigger stomping, LeHah?

I aint never stomped out no spooks myself - but when I was in elementary school I did slap around a towelhead once like he was a bitch who was holding out on a roll

I was speaking idiomatically.

Heres an idea

Show up at her house unannounced. Sit in her room and take your pants off before she comes in.

When she sees you - its either on or it's not. But at least you'll know.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?