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Misogynyst Gynecologist
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Old Sep 27, 2007, 05:14 AM 1 #1 of 50
You're rite, Karate is ghey.
Perhaps I should go a bit more into it since you don't perceive understanding when you see it, troll.

Karate is a sport. It has little intristic value as a means to self-defense, just like boxing. Its extremely limited in terms of strength and its generally a one-on-one activity, so if you're ever in a bad situation with more than one person, you're fucked and in a bad way. Theres no disarming techniques with it either - unless you're going to branch out into more specific forms or other arts like Kung-fu (which is about getting as close to your opponent as possible with as few blows as you can), Jeet Kune Do (which is a mix of a bunch of forms) or Krav Maga (which is Israeli Combat Fighting and probably the most brutal one I can think of).

So, after three years of taking it, yes, I do know what I'm talking about. Kindly don't delete posts that are on topic either.

Then again, you YELLED at Amara at the gamingforce meet last year...I mean, you must be THE champion prize fighter.
No, because throwing a punch constitutes assault, for those of us that live in the real world. The last thing I needed was that kid showing up at home with bruises and the mother calling the police.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

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Old Sep 27, 2007, 03:01 PM 1 #2 of 50
On the contrary - I do. Just in the same way someone like yourself who took something and then dropped out.

In other words, you have no right or reason to say what you have here about what I posted, considering you're in the same boat as I am. Attempting to invalidate my post is simply invalidating your own criticism.

Karate isn't a fullproof method for anything, but it helps one defend themselves during a throwdown.
It really doesn't. Karate in the traditional sense - I'm not talking about places that teach you throws from other art forms, I'm talking about if you get into a bout at a tournament - is simply a sport. It has very little function and every other martial art I've seen and have tried overwhelms it very easily. Upper and lower blocks, front kicks, punches, backfists, ankle sweeps, forward throws - its the most rudimentary material possible. They don't teach you to use your elbows, forehead, knees (except for blocking) or how to twist-lock people's wrists. Theres no submission moves, theres no arm locks, theres no gouging. Someone in a real fight would last all of five seconds longer than the average joe because Karate is based on sport rules. You can't make contact with certain body parts, you can't make contact with the face.

Krav Maga, on the other hand, they teach you how to break someone's arm in two moves. Kali teaches you armed and unarmed combat at the same time (all the moves are related). They teach you how to disarm or how to take on several opponents at once.

The difference between the two is gigantic.

Thats not what I meant. I didn't say you should've punched Amara.
What you intended to say and what you wrote are obviously not the same - since people other than myself got that impression. Way to stick your foot in your mouth.

Again, Karate is far from worthless and I've taken about 10 years of various martial arts (Shotokan, Ken-Jut-su and Jeet-kun-do) which all utilize various aspects of Karate largely
All the forms you mentioned have things in common with Karate - namely that they're all open-handed. However, thats as far as they go - much in the same way how the sport of boxing is different from someone who has gotten in a street fight. (I haven't, thank god - but the difference is obvious)

That is to say - one thing in common does not make them similar, anymore than someone with a broadsword must know how to use a katana.


Lehah has a tendency to blow smoke out of his ass to try to make himself look better.
I don't have to blow smoke out my ass. I do look this good.

I don't believe it is cool to punch someone in the face without proper reason.
But you called me out that I should have hit Amara. For someone who supposedly took several forms of martial arts for a decade, you know absolutely nothing about the restraint they teach you about it. Not to mention, most people who take up any style of self-defense never mention it; boasting about such things will only get your ass-kicked by someone bigger and faster than you - or someone with a gun, bottle, etc.

To understand what I said, you also have to understand a previous conflict that Lehah and I had where he tried to intimidate someone on the internet...but this isn't really worthwhile to continue with this sideline discussion.
Then why did you just bring it up? Oh, wait, you have a history of trolling. Thats right.

Sometimes it is best to diffuse a dangerous situation by incapacitating the trajectory of energy before it becomes dangerous.
Oh god. Did you get that from the Manga Canon thread in the Sewers? Thats some ace funny bullshit there.

I agree both that Karate is more of a sport than a martial art though and that Karate doesn't offer a great deal as a standalone martial art.
You've made contradiction into an art form much like how Andy Warhol made a soup can into art.

There's nowhere I can't reach.
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Old Sep 27, 2007, 04:04 PM #3 of 50
That's like saying fencing is useless because you're never going to encounter someone in a bar with an epee.
Well - are you?

Remember the original post that I had made was about the use of karate as a form of self-defense, and not as a form of exercise. Sadly, this post was deleted by whomever on staff for reasons unknown.

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Old Sep 27, 2007, 05:12 PM #4 of 50
I've taken 3 martial arts for an approximate 10 year span. How do you compare 3 years of training to 10, might I ask? Thats like me saying that my opinion of worthless Star Wars trivia is more valid than your own.
I won't respond to this part - aside from saying you're just trolling. Why can't you let go of old fights that you lost and had staff yelling at you from MONTHS PAST?

Far from it. You have a thick skull and though you may claim to be the gamingforce resident expert on everything, I again would disagree.
And I said this when? Or... is this simply your presumption based on the fact that all my posts are directed to you in your own mind? You have this habit of following me around that I'm sure staff here has long noticed.

I'm sure everyone else has noticed how you tend to muck up the place like Elixir use to.

Relative inexperience in a given field, in this case Karate, does not equal consummate understanding and the right to reign down torrents of criticism, though feel free to disagree.
I don't disagree - because I'm not inexperienced.

I am glad that you've changed your footing here. Obviously your statements weren't all that impressive to begin with if only now you are letting me in on what you really meant...

No shit? And here I was thinking you were making a blanket statement describing aspects of karate as worthless
Gouging? LOL, are you serious? Of course Karate doesn't teach eye gouging, what were you expecting. Karate IS NOT wrestling.
Gouging is certainly a thing taught in Krav Maga. Its a last resort move, usually for a woman defending herself or when someone is in life or death situations.

I could go on and on with this... but your last part really sums up your quality.

Did you delete your own post and blame it on a mod? HA! Go figure.
You obviously don't listen to me past your own needs to troll, so I'm just not going to give you the bait in this thread. Do I know stuff about this? Yes, and I'd have liked to have shared, but with your cock-in-ass approach to following me around like a redheaded stepchild has ruined the last couple posts. Staff has warned you about this type of behavior in the past and even OO has told you to shove it - you obviously listen to them as well as you do me.

That said, I've reported you for your inexcusible inanities and only hope that Staff notices I'm going to step aside in the hopes that they do their job again. I may be an asshole - but you're not worth my time when staff can thread ban you with a couple of clicks. All I ask is that they remove all the posts made in response to Rainman because, really, is this guy worth keeping around?

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Old Sep 27, 2007, 05:18 PM #5 of 50
Capoeira relies on beats for practice.
Is Capoeira the one where you're not allowed to use your hands?

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Sep 27, 2007, 05:36 PM #6 of 50
You can, but to a lesser extent. It's mostly groundwork from what I know including sweeps and kicks.
Is this something that is commonly taught or is this more of a cultural thing? I've never heard of anyone trying to take it up.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
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Old Sep 27, 2007, 09:03 PM 1 #7 of 50
Sport and excercise are not the same thing, RR. But whatever.

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