My Grand Romantic Gesture (thread 2.0)

Originally Posted by sprouticus

For those of you who remember, originally, the grand plan of mine was to go down to NYC on Valentine's Day to tell a girl how I feel. She's no ordinary crush, though. I want to marry this girl someday.

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND

Okay man, how old are you? You might get away with this shit if you're 14. Emphasis on "might". You're going to marry this girl when she doesn't even know you like her? Do you kill kittens and leave their organs on elementary school entrances?

Move on. GTFO. Women like this are the undoing of too many men, myself included. They aren't worth the effort, the time or the years of bitter resentment than will tent your entire life.

I've been here, I've done this - don't do it yourself.

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