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 Member 389 Level 49.28 Mar 2006 
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Ive tried a couple different ways and found there are two effective ones...
1.) Open with something like "Look, this is kind of weird but..." Generally if you lead in with something like that they can brace themselves for the rest. Be brave because women don't like weak men. 2.) Get drunk Beer muscles go a long way, kid, believe you me. Jam it back in, in the dark. 
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Member 389 Level 49.28 Mar 2006
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But your version is infinitely more hysterical. How ya doing, buddy?
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