I hate Noun Verb Noun bands.

Originally Posted by Crash Landon

Also, I am not liking this trend of "weirdo" names, ones that are obviously some contextual reference to something but make absolutely no sense to anyone not present when the band was formed.

My Morning Jacket
Death Cab for Cutie
Kill Hannah
My Chemical Romance
Panic! At the Disco

Seriously. Your list is missing probably the worst band name ever - "...And You Shall Know Us By The Trail Of Our Dead". It's like - come off it already.

I also hate all the bands you mentioned - though I've never listened to "Panic!".

And let me ask this - but what the FUCK is an "Avenged Sevenfold"? I mean, was someone ripping pages out of a Thesaurus when it came to that name? All my friends love that band (I find most post-grunge bands to be completely awful) and I fucking hate them.

Why can't we all go back and listen to Depeche Mode or The Cars?

Jam it back in, in the dark.