I found a girl - there is a god! Or not?

You need to put her through LeHah's Test Of Worthiness

If you blow chunks in her lap and she stays, its love. Otherwise, shes a prude bitch.

However, the type of person you've described is incredibly generic of our general breeding ground. Happy asian girls are pretty common - you just have to remember that shes not a woman yet, so dont expect anything serious.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by The Wise Vivi

I find with girls that have a high turnover...

Stop right there.

If you meet a girl with a "high turnover" rate and you're looking for more than just play fucking, you deserve to get burned.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by rocketdog

I will probably try to kiss her today.

Oh god, this is not going to go over well.

Women smell that shit from afar. Mice don't enter a house if they smell a cat, girls (mind you - girls, not SLUTS) won't go near you if you have that thought in your head.

Just let it happen, man. Don't set out to DO SOMETHING today. She's going to sense theres an ulterior motive, be it "Ill try to kiss her" or "Im gonna whip it out".

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

I disagree. I am betting she'll let it happen

Because she's a slut, not a girl.

Originally Posted by mindOverMatter

at least she was honest about her past relationships, so it's not like she just wants to use you for three weeks

Thats just bait to reel him in. In fishing, trolling is where you put your boat at a slow speed and let the line run freely behind the boat to make the bait or lure look like a real fish. She's doing the same thing - pretending shes an honest and forthcoming girl.

Despite my problems with women, some of this shit I can see from miles away. I too have a serious problem attracting - and sometimes being attracted to - the "broken home bitches" and nothing good ever seems to come of it. However, put me in a room with "normal" girls and I'm Professor X.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by rocketdog

I too have the reputation about being a player on campus.

People that are players do not make posts on GFF asking how to get a girl.

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Originally Posted by rocketdog

I guess I posted cause this is the first girl I think I might have feeling for ever since I broke up with my 2 year relationship ex. nearly 1.5 years ago. So it's all new feeling.

If you tell me I wouldn't know her because she lives in another state, I'm going to slap you upside your head.

I don't know. Something about this is doesn't sit right. First you say you're a player, then you say you had a two year relationship that almost ended two years ago. If all this is true - why are you asking for advice?

How ya doing, buddy?