eHarmony.

Originally Posted by Minion

I'm not talking about going to bars for fun, peeack. If you're doing that, then you're not seriously looking for someone at a bar. For the people who are seriously looking, it makes more sense, at least from a financial standpoint, to use eharmony.

Or, you know, going to Borders and buying a book and a cup of coffee for $10 and seeing if theres any cute girls walking around?

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Originally Posted by Minion

How often does that work? Picking up chicks at Borders. If anyone has started a relationship that began with a conversation at a book store, I'd love to hear about it.

I got numbers a couple of times, but nothing big or mystical or amazing really came of a couple of dates.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Minion

See, meeting people the conventional way is kinda hard.

May I suggest tittybars, gangbangs or crackhouses, Minion?

You're just coming up with excuses. See, I loathe people. People are these jelly-like creatures that slime their way through life without giving a shit about anything outside of their own tiny corner of the world. I'm fucking bitter because I'm the most obscenely staunch optimist you'd ever meet when it comes to people - but I'm proven wrong day after day after day. Embittered, angry - I go on being optimistic because I have once in a great while been proven wrong by people, only to have those same people taken from me somehow.

But those few people fuel me. They make me realize that if I'm going to Hell, I'll be in the best of company. Fucking and drinking in Satan's shitty little basement, I'll be the one who stopped making excuses and acted on stuff. Stop being this small-dicked bitch who's looking for an out before the game has even started for you.

Originally Posted by Minion

I can't help but wonder if you are severely limiting your choices by choosing to do so.

I limit myself by my experiences through people, especially women.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

What are you, the fucking Borg or something?

"Meeting people is inefficient. You must assimiliate into the collective."

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Originally Posted by Minion

Metting people the conventional way. Slow down and pay attention.

Look - you want to sit at home and jack off to porn the rest of your life, thats your doing. Don't go blaming the whole of humanity because you're some quack shut-in without any social skills.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Minion

Are you trolling me, Lehah? Don't troll a moderator. It's just a stupid thing to do.

Had I been trolling. Would I be trolling. You'd have banned me from the get go. Let it be said that when I troll, there would be no hesitation in action.

Originally Posted by Minion

Nobody said anything about sitting at home looking at porn. We are talking about metting people on the internet as opposed to meeting people in real life. Now, if you care to join us in the actual conversation that was going on before you came, feel free to do so, but please don't continue trolling.

You also are failing to see the point I'm trying to make. You, Minion, are coming across as being thick-headed and full of excuses. Pardon my tactless retorts but come the fuck on already. Look at it from my point of view - you sound like the roommate who refuses to roll out of bed at 3 in the afternoon. "This is too tough" or "I can't do it, its too complicated" wouldn't get you a job - so why would it get you a girlfriend?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I have no dirty laundry to air with you, Minion - so theres no need for me to scream and wail and curse your mother out on PM. I've said my peice on this subject and possibly on your seeming lack of spine.

I'll not comment further on this thread - provided no one bothers telling me about it further.

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Originally Posted by Sassafrass

Man, I love how all you people are defending this shit so voraciously because some of you met your significant other on the internet.

I don't think theres any shame in finding somone on the internet. I think the shame comes in when you pay someone to get access to their list.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?