I need to do something.

Knowing you can be the fat, heartless bitch upon which smaller, less angry moons of anger revolve around, may I make the strong suggestion and completely pulling the rug out by calling in a third party? Better Business Bereau or OSHA or something?

Shit needs to be done. Your father is a spineless twit that I'd enjoy yelling at for not having any balls. The cunt in your office, however, deserves to have her stomache nigger-stomped so hard, she vomits blood upon first strike.

I'm in a vaugely similar situation since last night for much smaller reasons, but it did end up with screaming at my mother's voicemail and calling her all sorts of foul words that begin in 'f' and 'b'. So I'm familiar with this scenario, I know what its like to have some douche come in and start marking their territory.

I suggest putting on some rubber gloves and wiping a streak of dog shit under her car mats. Believe you me, come the warmer weather, the interior of her car will start smelling like someone shoved horseshit into her trunk.

Theres also gotta be various things you can do to her at work, like hide all her pens or wipe your ass with some money from her purse or something.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Drex

It's easier to just use milk rather than dog crap.

The trick is to find a dog who's passing worms.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

LeHah - I'm not calling a third party because I feel hurt. Thats fucking retarded. I'll take care of my own business in time - I am just ANGSTING (appropriately in here) about how I feel backstabbed.

Thats weak shit. You should get your dad to lose his fucking business.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

I am not half as vicious as you are. I don't want to hurt anyone.

"That... is why you fail"

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

But rumor has it she HAS been fired. There's a twist in this story. One I was unaware of.

Fired as in "shes jobless as we speak" or fired as in "shes lost jobs in the past"?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Out of sight, out of mind. Do you think your dad would stop mickey mousing the situation if the flat-faced leech of a woman was not working under him anymore?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?